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« on: December 06, 2008, 06:16:55 AM »

Han on the torture rack, being interrogated by Imperial officer Moff Jerjerrod, with Jerjerrod's flunkeys Phang (left) and Cybot (right). And lots of paperback movie novelizations. What are they saying?


Jerjerrod: Talk! Tell us where the Bearded One has hidden the original, untouched negatives of the Trilogy!
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« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 07:12:20 AM »

"Dammit, we'd all be worth so much more if we were in the package still."
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« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2008, 06:06:09 PM »

Jerjerrod: "You will tell us the location of the rebel base."

Han: "For the last time, there is no base, and you're not the real Moff Jerjerrod! You are a TOY!"

Jerjerrod: "You're a sad, strange little man."
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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2008, 06:04:04 PM »

All right... Who's the smartass who snuck "The Blob" in here?
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 12:20:36 PM »

Han : Yer right, this dust allergy bites. Hey, Nerdboy...one word...Clean!
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2008, 02:57:15 PM »

Jerjerrod: Bwahahaaha, I finally get to say more than one line! 
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2008, 03:35:04 PM »

Jerjerrod: "It's a total sausage fest in here, but I guess I should have known, this IS the room of a Star Wars geek with a Harrison Ford man-crush."
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"Please, DUST US!!!"
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