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Neville
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« on: December 08, 2008, 06:11:28 PM »

(Image from HK action / comedy film "Mad Mission")



Delivery from Hattori Hanzo.
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2008, 07:10:12 PM »

In falsetto voice: "No, he's not here. I'm the...uh....cleaning lady."
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« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2008, 09:48:24 PM »



"Knock Knock!"

Who's there?

"Behead!"

Behead who?

"Funny you should ask...."
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2008, 09:59:32 PM »

Good afternoon Madam, can I just have a few moments of your time to inform you about the benefits of the "Shiminzu 3000", the weapon of choice for 89% of all Samurai!
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2008, 11:45:29 PM »

"Candygram."
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« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2008, 08:36:51 PM »

"If you don't have time to talk about the Lord, you will meet him very soon, and he will talk to you!"
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2008, 09:25:17 PM »

Tough economic times prompted several vacuum salesmen to extreme methods.

or

"Hey honey, the flower delivery guy is here.  Come and see what he has for you."
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 09:45:53 AM »

Here's Johnny!
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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 02:05:35 PM »

Amazon's new "White Glove Delivery Service" still has a few kinks that need to be ironed out.
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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 09:55:45 PM »

Are you sure you want me ?
It's just,well...
Adam Sandler lives next door.
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 12:04:58 AM »

"Since you will not open up, I am forced to use ancient Japanese lock pick."
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« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2008, 12:21:04 AM »

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I bring to you the AMAZING GINSU KNIFE. It slices, it dices, it chops, it peels, it can cut through a tin can and still stays sharp enough to slice a tomato paper thin. If you act now, for the low low price of $29.99 you can get TWO ginsu chef's knives, 8 steak knives, one pearing knife, the combination carving knife and serving fork, the ginsu fillet knife, the ginsu butcher's knife, and one smooth-edged one and one half pound meat cleaver, all with an incredible lifetime guarantee. If you ever damage your Ginsu knife, just send it to us for replacement. If any knife ever dulls, send it to us and we will sharpen it for FREE. But wait, that's not all, you also get this solid oak butcher's block, this wooden knife holder, and this handy dishwasher rack. . ..
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« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2008, 10:42:01 PM »

What Jedi did before lightsabers were invented.
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