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« on: April 11, 2009, 02:32:17 PM »



If he's cooking the food perhaps this book should be titled Food For Hurling: The Fastest and Easiest Way to Hurl Your Meals.
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« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 03:55:32 PM »

When faced with the prospect of coming up with a funny caption for Neelix's cookbook, it was all Wag could do not to be overcome with rage and revulsion, let alone be funny
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 10:43:46 PM »

Have you ever wondered how to fix traditional bloodworms and gagh for the picky Klingon?  With this cookbook, you'll have the happy Klingon who sworn a blood-oath that your culinary skills would impress the Emperor...
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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2009, 08:13:33 AM »

 Neelix didn't understand why nobody would buy his cookbook even though it came with a set of Klingon paring swords and a photon salad shooter.
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