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« on: December 16, 2008, 11:44:05 PM »


Obi-Wan: Where the hell are we?!  I thought you had this freaking GPS programmed to take us to Quark's Bar, Grill, Embassy, Gaming House and Holosuite Arcade?!
Anakin: So did I!  This is the last time I use a cheap GPS!  First thing in the morning I'm stopping at the store and getting a TomTom or a Garmin!
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 08:27:53 AM »

Obi Wan:  "So you've failed your driver's test three times?"
Anakin:  "The force was not with me master."
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 09:44:42 PM »

Warp drive isn't suitable for cars.
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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 11:53:43 PM »

"You call this parallel parking? It's practically perpendicular!"
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 12:31:10 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2008, 06:55:58 AM »

"Don't touch the chrome, don't touch the windows, don't touch the upholstery, don't touch nothin'!"
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2008, 02:30:02 PM »

These thrill rides at Disney aren't what they used to be Anakin. 
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 08:09:34 PM »

Get in the car boy
Put your seatbelt on
I never ride with anyone
unless they wear their seatbelt
It's one of my rules...
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2008, 12:23:32 AM »

Karma for the Repo Man quote. Come to think of it, a lot of lines from that movie would work with this picture.

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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2008, 12:46:10 PM »

Obi-Wan :Its a hundred light years to Chicago IX, we got a half charge in our light sabers, its dark and we're jedi.
Anakin : Hit it.
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2015, 08:50:13 PM »



Obi-Wan: Jesus, Anakin, could you change the channel?
Anakin: F**k you man. If you don't like my f**kin' music get your own f**king airspeeder!
Obi-Wan: I had a rough...
Anakin: I land and kick your ass out!
Obi-Wan: Anakin, come on!  I had a rough night and I hate the f**kin' Eagles, man!
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