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« on: December 31, 2008, 01:53:54 AM »

Michael G. Dick of Gresham, Oregon broke into the home of an 88 year old woman.  How did the woman respond?  By giving his marbles a good squeeze.

Ouch.  Just hearing about that story made that region of my body tense up in just a tiny little bit of sympathy.
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2008, 03:05:02 PM »

I love hearing these sorts of stories.  Not due to the marble racking, but the victim not being a victim.  Aother Portland story:
http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_082008_news_parkland_barista.17c20021.html

Bikini barista throws boiling water on cross-dressing flasher

Boiled Marbles!
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« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2008, 03:09:33 PM »

That old lady is a pervert.  Drink
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2008, 03:57:57 PM »

That old lady is a pervert.  Drink
Yea, , I can't believe someone would use being burglarized as an opportunity to cop a cheap feel.  BounceGiggle
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