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Trevor
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« on: December 19, 2008, 05:51:21 AM »
And they say that the SA police are such bad shots, they couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo...... TeddyR

www.thetimes.co.za/News/Article.aspx?id=907990
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 06:40:30 PM »
Thanks for the article, Trevor. I enjoyed the comments below the article.

This story reminds me of a joke on "Barney Miller." When Barney Miller (Hal Linden) heard that Nick Yemana (Jack Soo) had been shot in the cheek, he mistook which cheek Yemana got shot in.
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 10:44:12 PM »
A very hot chick entered my apartment once.  I shot her in the bum, too.
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 01:48:55 AM »
Quote from: akiratubo on December 19, 2008, 10:44:12 PM
A very hot chick entered my apartment once. 

Pics or I call Shenanagins!
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« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2009, 05:27:48 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on December 20, 2008, 01:48:55 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on December 19, 2008, 10:44:12 PM
A very hot chick entered my apartment once.
Pics or I call Shenanagins!
The operative word is once...
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« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2009, 06:33:36 PM »
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 06, 2009, 05:27:48 PM
Quote from: ghouck on December 20, 2008, 01:48:55 AM
Quote from: akiratubo on December 19, 2008, 10:44:12 PM
A very hot chick entered my apartment once.
Pics or I call Shenanagins!
The operative word is once...

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