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« on: December 21, 2008, 09:54:14 PM »

From an upcoming review I'm working on for Time Barbarians...

Even in barbaric times, many ladies still loved the bling. 
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2008, 11:03:37 PM »

Now that I finally got this GD iron underwear off, we can get down to business.
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2008, 12:31:12 PM »

"I think this wrist watch is just a little too big, don't you?"
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2008, 07:53:24 PM »

oh no!...just because you have brought me the giant belt buckle of the Kreb Kin Tar does not mean I have to put out.  It is not like you got the the diamond ring of the fairy princess. 
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2008, 12:48:21 PM »

"Oh, you have no idea how much an iron chastity belt chafes!
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2008, 12:49:55 PM »

Oh, the joy of the 80's cod-piece...
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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 05:27:30 PM »

A barbarian in his natural habitat tries to sex up Rod Stewart.
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2009, 07:24:08 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2009, 05:57:17 AM »

"Finally I got this off! Been needing to pee all day!"
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2009, 08:00:24 AM »

Oh my god, your jockstrap smells like a dead dwarf!
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2009, 01:27:51 PM »


After defeating Org and Kag the new clubbing tag team champions Thor and Whore proudly hold the belt.
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 10:25:00 PM »

Because how else can you make two months salary last forever?
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