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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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« on: December 23, 2008, 01:43:52 AM »

I see you brought your little friend on vacation with you, Captain.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 03:41:44 PM »

"Vash, I want you to rub peanut butter all over me.  Then I want you to spank me and tell me I'm a naughty boy.  Then I want you to read me a bedtime story from this book."

(that tells you how much of a Trek geek I am.  I actually remembered her character's name  TongueOut)
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2008, 10:44:15 PM »

"Oh Jean-Luc, if only you were a real man like kirk!"
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2008, 11:19:15 PM »

Quit making jokes about my warp coil injector....


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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2008, 12:40:28 PM »

"Your phaser has a vibrate setting? Oh, Jeanluc..."

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2008, 03:10:36 PM »

"Did I tell you that Mario is my cousin? He teached me everything about "plumming", just come with me and I'll show you how to prevent a tube from leaking."

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2008, 05:25:36 PM »

"What cute little tent?  I've never gone camping."
Yaddo 42
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Where's that brick.......

« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2008, 02:33:55 AM »

How nice of her to loan Picard a swimsuit when he forgot to pack one.

blah blah stuff blah blah obscure pop culture reference blah blah clever turn of phrase blah blah bad pun blah blah bad link blah blah zzzz.....
Bustin' makes me feel good !
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I've seen things you people couldn't imagine...

« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2009, 03:28:02 PM »

                                                             Random Chick
                                                     "Why don't you come back?"

                           "I'm sorry, Susan, watching two Klingons getting it on does nothing for me!"


If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2009, 07:46:26 PM »

"Tell me these shorts look gay, will he? Well, Riker's not the only one who can show up with a beard."

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