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sprite75
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« on: December 20, 2008, 10:38:37 PM »


Scaring the crap out of old men who really deserve it.  God help me, I love my job!
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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2008, 07:25:39 AM »

"You got the touch
You got the power!"
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2008, 03:55:15 PM »

Sheesh!
Look, it was just a bowl of ice cream! Okay?
I didn't mean it as a metaphor for your life!
No nuttiness, rocky roads, black & white matters, or any of that crap, just ice cream! Okay?
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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2008, 04:45:13 PM »

"NO, THIS IS DISCWORLD.  YOU WANT DICKENSWORLD, WHICH IS A COUPLE DIMENSIONS OVER FROM HERE."
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2008, 08:09:42 PM »

"You know what? You're right! Cratchit needs to earn his damn keep! That guy's a dweeb! And you tell him if he don't work Christmas Day, and New Year's for that matter, I'm gonna haunt his ass like a muthaf**ka!"
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2008, 10:03:42 PM »

Ghost:  "Know whats funny, I almost wore those same pajamas today to work."
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2008, 11:29:16 PM »

You haven't heard my Don't Fear the Reaper Extra-Special Cowbell Remix? 
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2008, 07:58:24 PM »

Get this, so then she say "how do I know you are the real death and not just some guy in a mask and a dusty robe".  So then I raise my hand and touch the little mutt she was holding and BANG it died...you bet I had her attention then. 
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2008, 12:50:34 PM »


 Go ahead, pull my finger. Hah! Even I love that one...
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2008, 04:52:15 PM »



Look, buddy; for the last time, I am NOT Ghost Rider!  You see a
motorcycle around here?  HUH?  Do ya??  They haven't even been invented yet!!!
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2008, 05:05:04 PM »

Those pajamas are to die for...
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2008, 09:37:51 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2008, 08:30:55 PM »

"Oh hell, I stayed overnight outside the venue for the Misfits reunion-- only to find not Jerry Only this time, not even the band but merely the mascot; The Crimson Ghost! RIP-OFF!
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« Reply #13 on: March 15, 2009, 11:08:26 PM »

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