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« on: December 23, 2008, 02:06:20 AM »



Sir...there's a Captain James T. Kirk on line 2 for you.
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 06:05:42 AM »

Captain .. It appears to be a giant Etcho-Sketch ... its trying to tell us something
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2008, 07:57:23 AM »

So is it quarter to three, quarter to eleven, or quarter to one?
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2008, 10:46:27 PM »

Tempest on a big screen, it doesnt get any better than this!
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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2008, 12:42:41 PM »

Helfino where we are. You set the coordinates in the navicomputer.
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2008, 04:48:36 PM »



I'm sorry, son; this geometry stuff has me as stumped as you.  Go ask your mother....
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2008, 09:33:30 PM »

I pay for 8 years of college and all you can do is complex Lite Brite patterns?
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2008, 09:34:44 PM »

"These IKEA instructions are just confusing!"
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« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2008, 06:47:50 AM »

"Do me a favor, please unplug your Colecovision from the main frame computer."
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2008, 08:49:21 AM »




Grand Moff Tarkin goes over the schematics of his new sexual pleasure machine

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« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2008, 04:11:06 PM »



I don't know about you, but this modern art just leaves me cold.
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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2008, 04:23:44 AM »

That Han Solo will never elude our Tie-Fighter pilots again now we've got this new Asteroids-based training simulator!
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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2008, 02:17:21 PM »

"We call it the 'Swiss Army Space Station'"
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« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2008, 04:47:55 AM »



Sir...there's a Captain James T. Kirk on line 2 for you.


So.....you really think this is the formula to battle my hair loss?  Question
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