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« on: December 23, 2008, 12:07:40 PM »
A guy in New Bedford, Massachusetts thought it would be a good idea to remove some snow and ice from his back porch - with a blow torch.  Instead he started his house on fire and caused about $30,000 in damages.

Gee.  What an idiot.
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2008, 07:41:51 PM »
Sometimes no snide comment is enough.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 12:13:27 PM »
New Bedford is actually a half hour from me and we probably got around the same amount of snow and ice. I used conventional methods like a shovel. 
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2008, 12:24:55 PM »
Fire & Ice don't mix nice  TongueOut
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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2009, 06:09:08 PM »
Quote from: sprite75 on December 23, 2008, 12:07:40 PM
A guy in New Bedford, Massachusetts thought it would be a good idea to remove some snow and ice from his back porch - with a blow torch.  Instead he started his house on fire and caused about $30,000 in damages.

Gee.  What an idiot.


Good thing we didn't have access to a flame thrower, or didn't try the "hair spray and a lighter" trick.
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« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 12:10:05 PM »
This just in to the NEWS DESK ... wood burns; now back to you. 
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« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 02:17:13 PM »
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on January 08, 2009, 12:10:05 PM
This just in to the NEWS DESK ... wood burns; now back to you. 


http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,122756.0.html

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 06:57:22 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 24, 2008, 12:13:27 PM
New Bedford is actually a half hour from me and we probably got around the same amount of snow and ice. I used conventional methods like a shovel. 

A shovel !!!

Madness I tell you !!!
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 07:37:03 PM »
And if the ice is too solid to remove with a shovel, they have this great stuff now called "salt."
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 07:38:46 PM »
Quote from: AndyC on January 13, 2009, 07:37:03 PM
And if the ice is too solid to remove with a shovel, they have this great stuff now called "salt."

Tell me more of this Earth substance called "salt"...
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