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« Reply #45 on: January 08, 2009, 09:36:24 AM »
LOL.  If I ever see somebody driving straight towards me with a bulldozer, I think I'll just stand there and scream until I get squashed  TeddyR
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« Reply #46 on: January 08, 2009, 05:28:48 PM »
The "Death Machines" is...well, it kinda...no...you see, it really...this thing is awful.  But so effin' funny.  I really will watch this one again and again because it is SO DAMN STUPID!!!!!  You have to see this thing to believe it.  I'm surprised it doesn't have some warped cult following.
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« Reply #47 on: January 08, 2009, 06:27:31 PM »
It's nice they got Terry Gilliam to do the 'DEATH MACHINE' title animation, though.  TeddyR

That one guy does a good drop when he's supposed to be shot in the face. BAM!
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« Reply #48 on: January 08, 2009, 06:39:35 PM »
Bad film, bad trailer... Bluesad
I watched this tonight and I was losing the will to live.

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« Reply #49 on: January 09, 2009, 07:11:05 AM »
Quote from: doggett on January 08, 2009, 06:39:35 PM
Bad film, bad trailer... Bluesad
I watched this tonight and I was losing the will to live.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_SCLMJ30Nok




Chicks, boobs and guns do not always translate into fun.  Sorry you saw this. 
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« Reply #50 on: January 09, 2009, 03:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Javakoala on January 09, 2009, 07:11:05 AM

Chicks, boobs and guns do not always translate into fun.  Sorry you saw this. 

Thanks. Smile

That means a lot to me.

Oh, man it was bad. And not in a nice way.  Bluesad

They show no dialogue in the trailer because even the film makers can't put up with her "acting".
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« Reply #51 on: January 09, 2009, 11:36:06 PM »
No relation to Samurai anything. A lot of relation to acting.

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« Reply #52 on: January 11, 2009, 09:43:45 AM »

Go apesh!t!  BounceGiggle


...QUEEN KONG! (I MUST see this one...!)

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...but that looks like Kubrick compared to the MIGHTY GORGA!!!

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...what do you get when you take silent movie footage and mix in newer scences with a guy in a white gorilla suit? Uhmmm...WHITE GORILLA (duh!)....

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« Reply #53 on: January 13, 2009, 06:41:47 PM »
The oldies are the best, folks TeddyR
"very unnatural ladies", apparently.


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« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2009, 08:37:22 PM »
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« Reply #55 on: January 13, 2009, 08:45:16 PM »
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 13, 2009, 08:37:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVnG15foHUM


1:12-What's on her head ?
She seems to be wearing the front of a moped.
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« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2009, 10:35:23 PM »
I love THE WHITE GORILLA - it's one of my favorites. The spectacle of Ray "Crash" Corrigan kidnapping himself in the white gorilla suit and interacting with actors filmed twenty years earlier raises this one above all other cheap jungle gorilla epics. I particularly like how the fate of most of the cast, including a chunky jungle boy, is explained with the throwaway line "Oh, all we found was a bunch of skeletons."  Smile

Even though I had a copy of it on one of those 50 movie packs I got the 'Special Edition' version with THE BRIDE AND THE BEAST (screenplay by Ed Wood, Jr.) last year. The commentary by Tom Weaver and gorilla suit expert Bob Burns is worth the price of admission.

 

WHITE PONGO (1945) is a similar movie featuring Corrigan and his white gorilla suit, but it's not nearly as much fun.
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« Reply #57 on: January 16, 2009, 09:07:06 AM »
I've poted this before, but I must have misposted it, cause I can't find it anywhere.
So..BEHOLD!
The asylum of satan!
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The music is funky...
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« Reply #58 on: January 18, 2009, 02:09:40 PM »
Come on! We can't let this thread die!
Here's a horrible trailer for a horrible movie:
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Best part: at the end, the dramatic voice says:blahblahblah..rated: PG!!! (the horror)
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« Reply #59 on: January 18, 2009, 02:33:41 PM »
Quote from: Cthulhu on January 18, 2009, 02:09:40 PM
Come on! We can't let this thread die!
Here's a horrible trailer for a horrible movie:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SpTg1DU9qs
Best part: at the end, the dramatic voice says:blahblahblah..rated: PG!!! (the horror)


Oddly enough, this boring thing was released in 3D.  It shows up on Mill Creek's Tales Of Terror 50-movie set, and it is either a bad transfer or it still has the 3D elements in some of the scenes.  The print is so bad that even if it is the 3D version, using glasses would cause a headache as big as the movie itself does.  But, yeah, it was pretty gory.  Not surprisingly, there are a number of movies out there that were released as PG and GP that had a shocking amount of gore and violence in them.  "Blood and Lace" is a prime example of this.  Bloody, sleazy, sick and evil...and rated GP.  I wish I could find it on DVD, but it just isn't out there.
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