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Question: Do you like to watch porn?
Yes...often - 12 (36.4%)
Occasionally - 18 (54.5%)
No! - 2 (6.1%)
I've never watched porn - 1 (3%)
Total Voters: 31

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« on: January 02, 2009, 02:02:08 AM »

The porn industry rakes in millions of dollars per year.
Most, if not all of us here have been exposed to some kind of porn at one time or another.

How about you?
Do you like to watch porn?
If so, which kind and how do you prefer to watch it?

Don't be shy!  There's nothing wrong with admitting that you like to watch other people f**K on film/video.

If you don't want to post, please, at least take a moment to vote.

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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2009, 02:09:08 AM »

I did until I got a girlfriend. 
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2009, 07:26:49 AM »

I'm in for "occasionally" since I am married and a father.  In other words, intaking porno is rather difficult.  If this were 10 years ago, I'd have you add in "way too much" to the selections.  BounceGiggle  People can trounce the adult industry for whatever moral reasons they want but it has kept many people (both male and female) happy...if you know what I mean.
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2009, 07:56:48 AM »

Watched a bit when I was a teenager and actually found it really boring.  The horrible acting and complete lack of story didn't help either.  Haven't seen an actual porno in probably twenty years, but I do have a couple of soft-core items in my collection, Playboy's Sexy Cheerleadersand Bound Cargo, some Checkoslovakian thing by one of my favorite bad movie directs, Lloyd Simandl.
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2009, 08:39:31 AM »

I don't watch videos so much as just look at pictures, and I try to limit myself on that because I am in a relationship.  My girlfriend and I have a standing deal though: I can look at porn as long as she's allowed to read all the trashy homoerotic fanfiction she wants.  I hate the degradation aspect that's become really prominent in porn, so stick to softcore. 
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« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2009, 09:33:01 AM »

The fiancee and I both embrace our perverted side (we are all just hairless animals after all!), so I watched porn at least a few times a day. It's good for prostate health too. Thanks to the internet though, I haven't had to spend a dime on naughty stuff in years!  Cheers
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« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2009, 10:49:40 AM »

Only that which I make myself, and then only for editing purposes.
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2009, 01:02:26 PM »

Mostly cheesy softcore stuff, like seventies EuroTrash & the kind of stuff that turns up on late night premium cable.

Never really been able to stomach hardcore, except maybe Deep Throat, for eh, "intellectual purposes."
I've been trying to dig up more of the works of George Harrison Marx.
I think one of the biggest differences between the classic stuff & the newer stuff, is the music. Back then, the music was real, albeit, it was just as bad as everything else in the film. These days, they rely way to heavily on midi scores, which were pretty cool when they started coming out with all those musical wristwatches & handheld videogames back in the late seventies & early eighties, but got real irritating real quick.

Of course, Movies like Hokusai manga, Possession (1981), Heavy Metal & Galaxy of Terror played a role in my developmental compensation for lack of a social life.
I've always been into Hentai in any medium, & since discovering the internet, I've really gotten into what some guys are doing with that CGI stuff.
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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2009, 01:52:05 PM »

The poll should probably have an option for guys who used to, back when they were young and ornery. It was one of those things that came out once in a while, if some of us happened to be sitting around with nothing better to do, and nobody around who might object. I had a couple of tapes in high school that a friend recorded off satellite, back in the days of huge backyard dishes. Aside from the obvious appeal, some of the old pornos of the 70s and 80s were pretty funny, in that dumb, cheesy way we all love.
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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2009, 02:01:44 PM »

Only when I've been unbelievably bored and not been seeing anyone, but it's pretty much the same stuff over and over again. I don't know how people don't feel like crap watching it, when you could be at it with real woman instead.
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« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2009, 02:09:18 PM »

Only when I've been unbelievably bored and not been seeing anyone, but it's pretty much the same stuff over and over again. I don't know how people don't feel like crap watching it, when you could be at it with real woman instead.

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« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2009, 02:22:58 PM »

I think we're all way too honest. BounceGiggle

Porn's a bit like Zoolander, y'know when he's making these different looks and it's really the same one over and over again. That's porn. It's the same stuff just different women. Until humans evolve new genitals I've seen all I want to see.

Kinda dull. You have to worry about the sort of guys who spend all their free time...well, y'know...

What I hate are those adds you get on websites advertising for women in my area. And these aren't pervy sites, their clean !!!

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« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2009, 02:27:45 PM »

I think we're all way too honest. BounceGiggle

Porn's a bit like Zoolander, y'know when he's making these different looks and it's really the same one over and over again. That's porn. It's the same stuff just different women. Until humans evolve new genitals I've seen all I want to see.

Kinda dull. You have to worry about the sort of guys who spend all their free time...well, y'know...

What I hate are those adds you get on websites advertising for women in my area. And these aren't pervy sites, their clean !!!

Yeah, every chick in Godalming always wants to party! Haha!  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2009, 09:40:41 PM »

Once my friend's former boyfriend who's a perv tried to make us watch a porno when we were 17 called ass artist 2.  I kept my eyes shut, but my friend watched and yelled out everything that was happening and within 10 minutes we were both crying.  It was surprisingly traumatic for what we thought was going to be funny.

The other times I've watched a porno was a Ceasar porno that my husband made me watch, but only for a part where when Ceaser was dying, he whispered the recipe of Caeser salad, which WAS funny, and another porno that had very little porn going on a lots of a CG dragon flying around.

I did seek out and intentionally watch part of One Night in Chyna to see Chyna's "lil Chyna" that I heard so much about.  ITS REAL!!!!  And I think that falls into the reason of people growing new genitalia.
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« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2009, 10:01:40 PM »

I've actually had some good laughs at some porno flicks.  Recall one that John Holmes was in called "D*ckman And Throbbin".  It has a legendary speech in it that you can find on youtube.  Just type in the film's title and it will be the only clip that appears.  Of course its NSFW.   

Anyhow, the whole plot is D*ckman and Throbbin running around (in awful costumes) in an Adam West/Burt Ward style 'helping' young ladies out along the way.  I have to secure a copy of this for reviewing purposes. 
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