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Draug
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« on: January 08, 2009, 10:38:22 AM »



Jessica swore she would never go on a blind date again.
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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 03:21:32 PM »



She didn't think the situation could get any worse, but when suddenly, the creature, speaking in a southern drawl, said, "You ever seen Urotosukidoji?" she knew things were about to get much, much worse!
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 10:10:58 PM »

These exotic dog breeds have gone a bit too far. 
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2009, 04:37:34 AM »



Monster: "What, do I have a pimple on my nose?"
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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2009, 06:32:04 PM »

SWF seeking tall, dark, and demonic.  Must be a non-smoker, tolerate opera, and love kittens.  All interested, meet me in the Dark Abyss outside Purgatory.
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 03:39:59 PM »

"Table for one?"
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 10:21:17 PM »

Monster-"OK, you take the nude photos and I'll handle the phone calls. We are going to make a fortune with our new 900 number."
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 11:41:13 PM »

HOW ABOUT A KISS, SIS???
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« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 02:01:52 PM »



Take my hand and I'll show you moves that Patrick Swayze has missed.
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« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2009, 02:04:47 PM »

"The board of health says there's something wrong with the water, but I haven't noticed anything."
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Maybe we're at war with Norway?


« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2009, 04:12:43 PM »



Girl: "Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
Monster: "Eh, I think you've come to the wrong place. Try the second door to the right."
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 08:25:54 PM »





When they said you had movie star looks-I wasn't thinking 20 Million Miles to Earth
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« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 04:42:12 PM »

"No little lady, I'm not made of these rocks".
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2009, 09:43:34 PM »



Okay, Once more; my name is Seth Brundle and I left my teleport machine down here somewhere and if you'll help me find it, I promise to get you Geena Davis' autograph, okay?
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2009, 11:51:56 PM »

"Nina not terribly enamoured with her new ballet partner...."
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