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Ed, Ego and Superego
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« on: January 12, 2009, 04:29:56 PM »
Some of you have done a bit of writing.   How is this for concise?
http://www.sixwordstories.net/

In a less serious vein:
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

very very short book summaries, also some movie ones.

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« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 08:34:12 PM »
Hmmm . . . a six word story with a BadMovies.org theme . . .

OK, here goes.

People died.  Zombies Rose.  Chaos Ensued.
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« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 08:38:17 PM »
Saucers soared serenely. Intent unknown. Caution!
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 09:17:22 PM »
Togas, armor, loincloths. Historic accuracy doubtful.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2009, 09:35:22 AM »
I think this is a hilarious idea and I'd love to see some more. Would it help get the creative juices flowing if we asked people to contribute movies they'd like to see summaries of in 6 words?

For example: "Mary Poppins"

Go for it.
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2009, 09:59:45 AM »
Quote from: schmendrik on January 13, 2009, 09:35:22 AM

For example: "Mary Poppins"

Go for it.


You can stand under my umbrella.


Admittedly, ripped off the Rhianna song...
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WWW
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2009, 10:48:13 AM »
public library computers home to cult
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2009, 03:06:59 PM »
Way more than 6 words, but Richard Brautigan really did submit and get published this short story in the early '60's, waaayyy before computerized brevity:

"It's very difficult to live next door to someone who's learning to play the cello", she said as she handed the police the revolver.

I forget the title, but I've never forgotten the story.  Brautigan is still a favorite author of mine.

peter johnson/denny crane
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2009, 05:00:16 PM »
oh god, Oh God, OH GOD!


That one was a porno. . . BounceGiggle


Mothers, Zombies, and Lawnmowers, Oh My!
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2009, 05:34:15 PM »
the late, great Forrest J. Ackerman claims to have written the shortest science fiction story ever:

Cosmic Report Card: Earth

F
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2009, 09:57:35 PM »
How about a vampire story:

Coffin unearthed - virgins pale.  Dracula rises.
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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2009, 11:55:52 AM »
tennesse tuxedo eats chilly willy buuurp
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2009, 01:16:46 PM »
James Bond.


Guns, girls, gadgets, catchy theme tune.
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 11:09:50 AM »
The original six word story is probably the best...forget who wrote it (Hemingway maybe?)

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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 02:57:08 PM »
It was Hemmingway.   

Heres mine: Chad don't open door! Head falls.

-Ed
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