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Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2009, 04:38:01 PM »
Quote from: ghouck on January 13, 2009, 05:00:16 PM
oh god, Oh God, OH GOD!


That one was a porno. . . BounceGiggle


Amazing how many stories could be made with just those two words, a new title and changing the punctuation.

A mystery:

OH GOD!!! Oh, oh, oh! God!

A theological treatise:

"God? Oh, God?!? GOD!!!"
"Oh?" God.

A bad dyslexia joke:

Ho, Dog! HO, DOG!!! HO! DOG!!!
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Hypnotic, ain't it?


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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2009, 05:20:02 PM »
My Hot Pocket.  Do not touch.
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2009, 07:23:43 PM »
Mystery meat in noodles.  Cafeteria sucks.
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"I'm a big boy now, Johnny."
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2009, 03:32:40 AM »

Logging into badmovies.org. Hours pass away....
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Sister Grace
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I found my mind in a brown paper bag...


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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2009, 07:09:48 AM »
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

 BounceGiggle
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
Derf
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Lagomorphs: menace or underutilized resource?
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 09:20:26 AM »
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 16, 2009, 07:09:48 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

 BounceGiggle

Here's my true story, titled "The Friend Speech":

She said, "We need to talk."
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Sister Grace
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« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2009, 09:31:30 AM »
Quote from: Derf on January 16, 2009, 09:20:26 AM
Quote from: Sister Grace on January 16, 2009, 07:09:48 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

 BounceGiggle

Here's my true story, titled "The Friend Speech":

She said, "We need to talk."

OUCH!!!
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Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-
diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2011, 08:41:20 PM »
NO!! THAT'S NOT....too late.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2011, 09:40:11 PM »
Michael Bay films

Ridiculous Explosions, Shaky Cameras, Same Bullsh!t
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2011, 10:48:30 PM »
Menard wept copiously.  No boobs allowed.
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« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2011, 03:46:07 AM »
True, Ferocity Breeds Thirst For Horchata.
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Flick James
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2011, 01:26:22 PM »
I came. I saw. I conquered.
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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2011, 01:50:17 AM »
The Necronomicon. The One, True Facebook.
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bob
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2011, 12:24:11 PM »
People had sex. Babies were born.
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diamondwaspvenom
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« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2011, 10:37:12 PM »
Mcdonald's came and people got fat.
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