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« on: January 15, 2009, 01:40:59 PM »



That's not tobacco that Santa put in his pipe!
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 07:53:36 PM »

I mean what I'm saying man is...the kids man, they should just be like...good so I can like, leave them presents.  Wheres the Doritos?
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 10:03:24 PM »

You're telling me OSHA says I can't smoke in the workshop anymore?
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 10:46:07 PM »

"Damn all those milk and cookies!  It makes passing a 'yule log' the day after murder on my hemorrhoids."
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2009, 09:54:21 AM »

Santa fondly remembers a very naughty girl in Da Nang.
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« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2009, 11:49:51 PM »

Rip Taylor IS Santa Claus!
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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2009, 11:53:51 PM »

Sometimes the voices in Santa's head try out their stand-up routine on him.
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