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« on: January 15, 2009, 10:59:39 PM »

I saw this somewhere advertised as a teen game and I thought, "Ok, so its the kinder version of "f*ck, marry or kill".  So in the spirit of that game, I figured we could try it here following the tame format of "date, marry or dump" although we know what we really mean.   BounceGiggle

The game is played simply like this.  I'll list three girls and the person who responds has to say who'd they date, marry or dump.  There can only be one answer for each category.  Either way you're going to marry one girl, dump another and fuc...er...date another.   Wink When they respond, they can list three more girls.  And yes straight ladies and gay men, if you want in on the game I'm sure we could pick three guys.

Heres my first three;

Christina Applegate, Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron
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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 11:09:41 PM »

Date: Charlize
Merry: Christina
Dump: Anne


My Three:

Milla Jovovich
Natalie Portman
Heather Graham
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 11:13:24 PM »

date Milla Jovovich
marry Natalie Portman
dump Heather Graham

Shania Twain, Faith Hill, Beyonce
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 11:16:58 PM »


Date:  Faith Hill
Marry:  Shania Twain
Dump:  Beyonce!

My Three:

Scarlett Johanson
Teri Hatcher
J Lo

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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 11:32:06 PM »

My Three:

Scarlett Johanson
Teri Hatcher
J Lo



DATE: Teri Hatcher
MARRY : Scarlett Johannson
DUMP:   J. Lo

okay, here's my three:

1) Uma Thurman
2) Lucy Liu
3) Asia Argento
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« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2009, 12:49:11 AM »

Marry Luci
Date Uma
Dump Asia

How about

Janet Reno
Rosanne Barr
Edith Massey
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« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2009, 02:19:13 AM »

How about

Janet Reno
Rosanne Barr
Edith Massey

There's a thread killer ....
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2009, 03:14:04 AM »

Here's some more "real" choices to get things back on track:  Gwenyth Paltrow,  Cameron Diaz & Neve Campbell.
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« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2009, 06:28:09 AM »

Here's some more "real" choices to get things back on track:  Gwenyth Paltrow,  Cameron Diaz & Neve Campbell.

Marry: Neve Campbell
Date: Gwynneth Paltrow
Dump: Cameron Diaz (sorry, Cam: I do actually luv you)

My three:

Joan Collins
Loni Anderson
Gillian Anderson
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« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2009, 06:52:10 AM »

How about

Janet Reno
Rosanne Barr
Edith Massey
You know what, I'm all for that because don't forget, this is like a gun to the head situation.   BounceGiggle
Dump: Janet
Date: Edith
Marry: Rosanne (it did wonders for Tom Arnold's career)

Now back onto an easier choice...
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Joan Collins
Loni Anderson
Gillian Anderson
Marry: Gillian
Date: Loni
Dump: Joan

Next three...
Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, Cindy Crawford (in the early 90s)
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« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2009, 07:03:11 AM »

marry: Heidi Klum
Date: Cindy Crawford
dump: Tyra Banks (sorry she just never shuts up and if i was forced to be in a room with her for more than ten minutes, I'd be looking for sharp objects)

Okay, here's my three:

Lisa Edlestien
Amber Tamblyn (sp?)
Rachel Weiss
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« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 07:43:31 AM »

dump: Tyra Banks (sorry she just never shuts up and if i was forced to be in a room with her for more than ten minutes, I'd be looking for sharp objects)

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« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 10:06:13 AM »

marry: Heidi Klum
Date: Cindy Crawford
dump: Tyra Banks (sorry she just never shuts up and if i was forced to be in a room with her for more than ten minutes, I'd be looking for sharp objects)

Okay, here's my three:

Lisa Edlestien
Amber Tamblyn (sp?)
Rachel Weiss

Hm.  Don't know any of those three from shows.

Date:  Rachel
Marry:  Amber
Dump:  Lisa

Now one for the women:

Kevin James
Hugh Jackman
Jay Kenneth Johnson

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« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 02:53:20 PM »

Ok, I'll take a shot at it since the women don't seem to be playing. . ..
Dump: Hugh Jackman, if nothing else than the fact his name sounds like the name of a gay pornstar.
Date: Kevin James: He has a bit of money, but could you imagine marrying that fat slob?
Marry: Jay Kenneth Johnson soley by process of elimination.

Here's three more, going for the Milf theme:

Demi Moore
Angelina Jolie
Kelly Ripa

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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 03:23:39 PM »

Ok, I'll take a shot at it since the women don't seem to be playing. . ..
Dump: Hugh Jackman, if nothing else than the fact his name sounds like the name of a gay pornstar.
Date: Kevin James: He has a bit of money, but could you imagine marrying that fat slob?
Marry: Jay Kenneth Johnson soley by process of elimination.

Here's three more, going for the Milf theme:

Demi Moore
Angelina Jolie
Kelly Ripa



I'd just massacre all three, but i'd take special delight in killing kelly ripa
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