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« Reply #45 on: January 23, 2009, 08:41:30 AM »

Rachel Ticotin

Dump: she would kick my a$$ back to Zimbabwe.  Buggedout


Maria Conchita Alonso

Date: she was quite cute in The Running Man


Rae Dawn Chong

Marry me, Rae Dawn ~ your Dad he got the stuff!  TeddyR


Maud Adams
Britt Ekland
Joanna Lumley
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« Reply #46 on: January 23, 2009, 10:55:12 AM »

Marry : Joanna Lumley
Date : Britt Ekland
Dump : Maud Adams


Kate Mulgrew
Jeri Ryan
Marina Sirtis
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« Reply #47 on: January 23, 2009, 12:09:24 PM »

Marry Marina Sirtis
Date Jeri Ryan
Dump Kate Monotone, , err, , Mulgrew

How about some Law & Order Babes:

Angie Harmon
Carey Lowell
Jill Hennesy
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« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2009, 08:03:29 PM »

Date: Angie Harmon

Marry: Jill Hennessey

Dump: Carey Lowell

New choices (fur bikini gals):

Raquel Welch
Victoria Vetri
Martine Beswick
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« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2009, 09:33:44 PM »

Date Victoria
Dump Raquel
Marry Martine

Those are too close for a definitive answer though, VERY hard to choose one to dump there. .


How about the 'Charmed' version:

Shannen Doherty
Holly Marie Combs
Alyssa Milano
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« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2009, 07:54:13 AM »


How about the 'Charmed' version:

Shannen Doherty
Holly Marie Combs
Alyssa Milano

Date: Alyssa
Marry: Shannon
Dump: Holly

Okay, this'll be tough....

Barbara Crampton
Linnea Quigley
Debbie Rochon
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« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2009, 09:50:50 PM »

I can't believe you would dump Holly.

Marry Linnea
Date Barbara
Dump Debbie


How about Characters:

Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places"
Jamie Lee Curtis in "True Lies"
Jamie Lee Curtis in "A Fish Called Wanda"
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« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2009, 10:26:31 PM »

Jamie Lee Curtis in "Trading Places" (date-a hooker with a heart of gold is still a hooker)
Jamie Lee Curtis in "True Lies" - Marry (she's very faithful)
Jamie Lee Curtis in "A Fish Called Wanda"  (dump)

Cameron Diaz in The Mask
Cameron Diaz in Theres Something About Mary
Cameron Diaz in Charlie's Angels
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« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2009, 09:50:27 AM »

Date Charlie's Angels
Marry Mary
Dump Mask

How about:

Bea Arthur
Betty White
Rue McClanahan
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« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2009, 11:36:07 AM »

Marry Rue (She's probably the best in the sack, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not)
Date Betty
Dump BEAst Authur


Mable King (The mother in "What's happening")
Esther Rolle (The mother in "Good Times")
Nell Carter (The maid from "Gimme a Break")

[Edit] WIMPS! Why won't anyone step up and make the call on these three? If I can handle the 'Golden Girls', then surely someone can take care of these three. .
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« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2009, 10:10:44 AM »



WIMPS! Why won't anyone step up and make the call on these three? If I can handle the 'Golden Girls', then surely someone can take care of these three. .

Marry: Nell Carter
Date : Mable King
Dump: Esther Rolle


Marion Ravenwood
Willie Scott
Dr. Elsa Schneider
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« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2009, 10:56:24 AM »

That's an easy one: Dump the perpetually annoying Willie, Marry Marion (She's a goddess IMO), and Else, she's hot enough to date, that's for sure, but she's no Karen Allen. Those are a perfect 1, 2, 3.

I'll come up with the next 3 as soon as I can. .

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Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

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"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution
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« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2009, 11:04:24 AM »

I'll do one for you guys:


VIRGINIA MADSEN
ELLEN BARKIN
MARY LOUISE PARKER
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« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2009, 11:15:19 AM »

Marry : MARY LOUISE PARKER
Date : VIRGINIA MADSEN
Dump : ELLEN BARKIN

One for the ladies...

Michael Keaton
George Clooney
Christian Bale.
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« Reply #59 on: January 28, 2009, 11:30:33 AM »

egads i don't like any of them

MARY: George Clooney
DATE: Christian Bale
DUMP: MIchael Keaton



Ok i'm going to have fun with this one and then leave this thread to you men:

CHYNA
ANNE RAMSEY
JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN

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