You think that's bad? I had every last one of the bodies I had stuffed under MY floorboards frozen stiff. What the heck am I supposed to do with a frozen cadaver? You have any idea how long it takes for a human corpse to thaw? I just hope the dang things don't get freezer burn, thus ruining all the dinner parties I have planned.
There's a guy that works for me that knows what to do with them: The first step is to put a light bulb up inside the naughty parts to keep it warm.
Actually, that's good advice for everyone, living or dead. Right now, my favorite gooseneck lamp is help keeping both my pooper and my peeper nice n' toasty.
