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« on: January 18, 2009, 10:37:33 AM »

There are people nowadays who TRY to make movies this inept and implausible for comic effect.  to them I say hold your horses stop and watch the master namely whoever it was that made this.   the main character is an attractive blonde lady's blue shoulder padded 80's business sweater.  When there is a stunt they dress a guy in it along with a blonde wig reminding you of norman bates mother more than it already did.  Here's a random example of what is happening:  the blonde walks up to the bad guys all of whom usually are armed but for some reason aren't now.  One of them comes forward and she throws two nails she found in a barn into his eyballs, something that would take years if not decades of practice.  then she runs away into a forest where there are elaborate booby traps that would put the ewoks to shame.    in terms of plausibility,  they get in a hole and keep digging and god bless em for it.  the only music throughout the movie is a dark sounding casio keyboard which echoey drum machine.    I was going to compare this to a rural west coast "tenement" but Tenement was on some level a real movie.    Cheers


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she has some kind of weird overbite
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« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 06:04:42 PM »

BEST MOVIE
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2013, 01:18:10 AM »

Coool
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« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2013, 08:04:53 AM »

it was a what was that film http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,140844.0.html I got excited
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« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2013, 12:08:55 PM »

yeah I noticed that.

worth it's own thread though. will check this later  Cheers
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« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2013, 02:45:32 PM »

5/5
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« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2013, 06:03:49 PM »

about 30 mins in... definitely rivalling Samurai Cop in the 'bad' department. I like any film where people mess up their lines and the director decides to leave it in anyway  TeddyR
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