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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« on: January 18, 2009, 09:57:45 PM »

Have you ever been somewhere and found evidence of people doing the horizontal tango?  Aka used condoms in public areas.  I saw one in a tidal pool at a beach in NH.  Luckily I didn't step in it.  Then there was this one time up the road from my house at a fishing area I saw one in the parking lot.  Amazing where people choose to get their rocks off. 

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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2009, 12:09:11 AM »

When I work on houses I find them all the time, mostly in abandon house we buy at the courthouse, they are trashed with rubbers, needles, clothes, panties, you name it ... this weekend while fixing frozen pipes on a house there was a hole in the floor that had a beam of light shined down through it and on the ground under the hole, under the house was a rather large pile of used condoms ... really a charming sight when your crawling on the back under a house and you turn your head and are face to face with a pile of used rubbers.

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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2009, 12:12:45 AM »

I came home once from college and found an open condom wrapper in the bed I slept in when I visited.

Oh, and when were looking around for me an apartment to live in while I was away at college, we found one that had ... ok, you ready?  A huge stain on one wall comprised of great quantities of dried blood and semen.  I don't even want to guess.
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2009, 12:13:43 AM »

I remember just after we moved into our previous house, and had been noticing what scuzzy people the previous owners must have been. My wife was digging garbage out from between the fence and the garden shed and could hardly believe what was stuck back there. Among the treasures were a couple of improvised bongs and a dildo. Buggedout Bizarre. We also got some really interesting junkmail addressed to those people. Among other things, they were on the mailing list of a swingers' convention. I can't begin to imagine what they were doing in that house. In retrospect, I'm glad we got rid of the hot tub. TeddyR

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