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« on: January 20, 2009, 02:00:23 AM »



Hmmm....these tights are so damn comfortable, I may have to replicate a pair when I get back to the ship for off-duty use.
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 07:56:22 AM »

My visor was on the fritz this morning, and I kind of stumbled into Beverly Crusher's closet.  But hey, I'm likin' it!
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 08:04:28 AM »

Failed 80's Hair Band #391276 The Trek-Tones
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 04:49:57 PM »

Stevie Wonder + Devo's glasses + Boy George's wardrobe + an electric Ukelele = well, this picture. . .
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 05:19:04 PM »

And finally, the lost (and gayest) member of the village people...
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 06:36:11 PM »

Steve couldn't quite make up his mind whether to attend the Star Trek convention or the Renaissance Faire that weekend.
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 06:18:36 PM »

Geordi, however, was a very merry man...
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 06:34:48 PM »

"Sitting on the dock of the bay"
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 11:13:01 PM »



The cloning experiment of regenerating Isaac Hayes
with some of Liberace's DNA didn't quite go as planned.
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 11:22:58 PM »

Renowned 12th Century bluesman Blind Mutton Milksop.
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« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 12:10:14 PM »



Today, on Reading Rainbow:

"What If Robin Hood Could Shoot Lasers Out Of His Eyes", by Allan Smithee

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« Reply #11 on: January 22, 2009, 01:15:48 PM »

"Wrote a song about it! Like to hear it? Here it go!"
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« Reply #12 on: January 22, 2009, 10:22:40 PM »

Stevie Wonder's lesser known concept album was a rather large failure. 
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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2009, 12:16:57 AM »

"Any requests?"

"Uh, yeah. Don't sing."
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 09:19:53 AM »



The cat's in the cradle with a silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
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