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« on: January 20, 2009, 09:24:40 AM »



Chuck Norris: "Fee fi fo fum...I smell the undies of a South African!"
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 09:32:58 AM »

After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands.
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 09:52:07 AM »

After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands.

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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 04:52:28 PM »

He has me in size, beard, expensive suit and being asian, but I have him beaten in the "Being Chuck Norris" catagory, therefor I win!
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2009, 05:06:50 PM »

The Chinese built the Great China Wall in a vain attempt to keep Chuck Norris out. Unfortunately for the Chinese, Chuck Norris goes wherever Chuck Norris wants to.
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« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 05:17:55 PM »

Chuck Norris: "Yes, I know that hair this bad is distracting, but if we are to work together, please refrain from staring..."
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« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2009, 05:20:25 PM »

Even Dracula wouldn't risk ticking off Chuck Norris!
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« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2009, 07:55:39 PM »

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.  TeddyR
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« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2009, 09:06:30 PM »

Even without the beard, everyone realized Chuck still had a fist hidden somewhere in his chin. 

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Everyone in the room realized Chuck hand slaughtered a lamb to get the red wool for his sweater. 
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« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2009, 09:41:39 PM »

Even Count Dooku and Oddjob tremble before the sight of Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2009, 01:52:58 AM »

Hey, where's that little hat of his?
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2009, 11:02:24 AM »

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2009, 03:47:04 PM »

Sperm Whales aren't really whales, they're sperm, , , Chuck Norris's sperm. .
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« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2009, 06:13:28 PM »

is this the out of work B movie actors support group?
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2009, 11:51:18 PM »

Chuck Norris is so tough he beat Dracula AND Oddjob! Top THAT Steven Seagal!
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