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« on: January 21, 2009, 11:17:36 AM »



Oh No!!!!  God made two of them?!
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2009, 11:51:30 AM »

"Captain, I do believe that I now have the pleasure of vaperizing you TWICE!"
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2009, 12:30:03 PM »



Kinky.


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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2009, 03:08:49 PM »




Captain, I'm sorry, but your clone has a much better toupee so he gets to live.
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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2009, 03:48:41 PM »

Well Captain, this brings the opportunity you've been waiting for: To have sex with the only living being you haven't done so with yet.
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2009, 04:25:42 PM »

"I'm sorry but one of you must die. The universe can't handle that much smarm."
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 04:39:17 PM »

"At the current moment he can only duet with himself. However, if any more clones materialize, we could have a whole choir of them by tomorrow afternoon!"
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 05:56:26 PM »

"Mr Scot, It seems that the Captain's DNA was mixed up with that of the tribble that he was holding wwhen you beamed him up!"
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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2009, 11:17:43 PM »



Well, one of you is the true Captain, and the only way to make sure is to
see which one of you has their corset showing through their uniform....
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2009, 11:24:02 PM »

"Come and play with us, Spock. Forever and ever and ever."
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 04:53:41 PM »

Spock: Alright, this is how we're going to do it. The original can star in "Boston Legal", and the clone can try that singing career thing.

Original: Suits me.

Clone: I want more.

Spock: Alright, let's throw in a director deal for "Star Trek V".
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 10:55:25 PM »

Spock:  "Ah hell with it, I'll take the one with the nicer @ss."
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2009, 09:34:04 AM »



Phaser 'em both, let McCoy sort 'em out.
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2009, 01:52:03 AM »

So you see Spock, now there is enough of me for ALL the women in the galaxy
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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2009, 11:44:07 PM »

"I smell a promotion. Captain Spock, I like the sound of that..."
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