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« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2009, 11:59:22 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: January 23, 2009, 11:50:16 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: January 23, 2009, 02:50:17 PM »

Something we DID hear many times: the word "balls".

Something you probably won't hear?

How about a reference to the Obamas' preferred sexual perversion.

Oh, wait:

 
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« Reply #18 on: January 23, 2009, 03:31:33 PM »

"I promise to bring copious amounts of coke and hookers to the masses"

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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2009, 12:03:18 AM »

Something we DID hear many times: the word "balls".

Something you probably won't hear?

How about a reference to the Obamas' preferred sexual perversion.

Oh, wait:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE&eurl=http://www.wwtdd.com/


Wait, wait...did she say "FISTING"?
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2009, 12:18:56 AM »


Wait, wait...did she say "FISTING"?


. . . . . Yep
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2009, 05:06:15 PM »


Wait, wait...did she say "FISTING"?


. . . . . Yep

I could have gone all four years without hearing that.
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2009, 06:38:49 PM »

That's just a mental image I really didn't need.
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2009, 07:20:52 PM »

Let's hope they use protection:

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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2009, 11:09:40 PM »

Maybe they have toys.
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