My favorite is how Revelations gets reinterpreted every so many years. They've been using that as the pattern for the End Of Times for freaking centuries. Another reason to support faith and undermine religion.
Anyone with brains knows the squirrels are going to take over in 2048. They told me so.
Is that going to before or after the Zombie Apocalypse?
I think the squirrels already have a base established in New York. Just try to intimidate a squirrel in Central Park.
First, the major capitals of the world shall fall during the Great Nattering....
But the zombies are already trying to take over in Austin, TX. Are they are the squirrels going to clash in an epic battle along the Mississippi River?
Man, the zombies have been here for years. Do you not notice them shuffling around Walmart? They have integrated due to being won over by the capitalistic wonderland that is USA. Squirrels have no need for material goods. We shall become their harvesters and offer up nuts of the world to our furry masters.