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« on: February 04, 2009, 04:25:50 PM »

Question:
What do you call a bloody mary without the vodka ?

Answer:
A bloody shame  Smile
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« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 12:12:23 AM »

lol

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 06:52:00 PM »

Jack Bauer is so good that when Kim Bauer lost her virginity he found it and put it back.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 08:50:01 PM »

Chuck Norris once threw a roundhouse kick so fast it travelled back in time and knocked the engine out of Amelia Earhart's plane!
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 08:56:48 PM »

Chuck Norris refuses to wear condoms because there is no protection from Chuck Norris. 
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 12:11:40 AM »

Outer Space exists because it doesn't want to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 09:05:26 AM »

There are really no such things as tornadoes.  Chuck Norris just really hates trailer parks.

And . .  .

When Chuck Norris was born, only the doctor cried.  Never slap Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 10:24:20 AM »

Its hard to find Waldo because he's hiding from Chuck Norris. 

or

Lightning never strikes twice in the same area because Chuck Norris is after it. 
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« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2009, 10:32:22 AM »

political one

An Israeli landed at Kennedy Airport in New York

At the control the officer asked:
- " Occupation ? "

The Israeli answers:
- " No, just for visit. "
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« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2009, 12:42:21 PM »

Chuck Norris makes a milkshake just by looking at milk. 
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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2009, 05:51:50 PM »

Chuck Norris is the reason Stephen Hawking looks like that.
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2009, 05:53:35 PM »

Chuck Norris is the reason Stephen Hawking looks like that.

Ohhh...harsh... Bluesad
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« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2009, 06:07:09 PM »

Small | Large
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« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2009, 06:13:13 PM »

When Chuck Norris jumped into a lake he didn't get wet.  The lake got Chuck Norris. 
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2009, 04:33:12 PM »

When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.
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