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« on: February 06, 2009, 06:38:04 PM »



Fajitas again? (notices the armed tribesmen) Uh... nevermind.
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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2009, 02:21:47 PM »

The Adventures of Doc Brown : The heroin years.
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« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 03:19:16 PM »



I'm sorry, fellas.  I never thought this would happen, but ... I've gotten tired of eating ground up children.
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 04:49:10 PM »

The 'Bush Tucker' trials on the original "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here" were vicious!
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 08:49:29 PM »




Alright, I'll eat the oatmeal. You can tell you men to stand down.
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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 10:24:12 PM »

"He won't eat it. He hates everything."
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 10:42:06 PM »

The natives discover that their guest is not Thomas Dolby.
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 04:06:48 AM »


"Oh, how I loathe Werner Herzog, how I hate this man. I should just kill him. I should kill him and eat him instead of this crap. No, I should kill him and let his German Shepard eat him. Then I should eat his dog. I should burn his house down, too. I should let his dog eat him in his house, burn the house down and then eat the charred dog's corpse. And I should make Werner eat this crap before. How could he make me do this awful movie. Look at all those pathetics. They are just nothing. I would hate them if it wasn't so pathetic. Oh this Werner Herzog! How I hate him! Where is he? We need to do some talking...."

(Chaos ensues as Klaus erupts in another glorious rant....)
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2009, 09:36:25 AM »



 Do your Mad science in a jungle, Clayton says. It'll be easy he says. But I can't do mad science with leeches in my underwear!
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2009, 05:56:17 PM »


Suddenly he realized that he didn't pack his comb.
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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2009, 08:45:37 PM »

The food was lousy, but worse still, the choir of singing waiters was yet to come.....
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2009, 03:50:26 PM »

'Ok...was it bring your mouth to the spoon or was it bring the spoon to your mouth?"
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 11:34:10 AM »




The original man vs. food.
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2009, 11:29:47 PM »

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