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« on: February 06, 2009, 09:30:43 PM »

Okay, for as much as there are good sequels, there are just as many bad ones.

This is one of the worst, and in 3-D, to boot!

Jaws 3: The Sequel Spielberg Never Wanted!

Bite down, baby!
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 09:41:07 PM »

I still remember how terrible the 3-D scenes looked in this one, especially when the shark comes swimming at the underwater control room and smashes through the glass.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 10:09:05 PM »

I still remember how terrible the 3-D scenes looked in this one, especially when the shark comes swimming at the underwater control room and smashes through the glass.

Yeah, that was one of many awful moments - no laws of physics in play or anything.  And did you notice how fast Lou Gossett got out of the movie right after that scene?   BounceGiggle
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 10:11:06 PM »

I still remember how terrible the 3-D scenes looked in this one, especially when the shark comes swimming at the underwater control room and smashes through the glass.

Oh yes... I remember that scene quite well... horrible... horrible special effects!  However, they don't quite compare to Jaws: The Revenge.  That movie drove me up the wall.  Anyhow, I got to find Jaws 3 on DVD somewhere so I can review later...
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« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 04:10:31 PM »

I thought it was alright...

You all hate me now, don't you.

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