BLASPHEMER!!!!
(just kidding!)
Actually 'Stairway' is waaaaaaaaaay overplayed.
There are actually quite a few I absolutely can't STAND that the rednecks here hold as standereds....
.SWEET HOME ALABAMA-Lynyrd Skynyrd
.MY ACHY BREAKY HEART-Billy Ray Cyrus. Seems like every old lady and drunken hillbilly in the bar back in the day would sing this on kareoke night . And badly,at that.
BEGONE! IT IS THE HOLY FATHER THAT COMMANDS YOU! THE EVERLASTING GHOST THAT COMMANDS YOU! THE SWEET MOTHER OF OUR SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST THAT COMMANDS YOU!
NOOOOOOoooooooOOOOO!!! ARHHHHHH!!!
KRIASSSSK!!! tingle tingle....
(Sound of glass breaking as I jump out a window)
THUMP!
(sound of me hitting the pavement)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!
(me still screaming because the window is on the first floor)