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« on: February 15, 2009, 12:30:11 AM »

MAN that was a lousy movie. I mean, wow. WOW. That was THE most UNESSESARY movie that has EVER assulted my retnas. It brought NOTHING new to the franchise. It was SOOOO predictable. I just....just why, man? why? and why Michael Bay of all people to direct? Scince when does he do horror movies? NEVER , thats when! What a waste of time. time and money. Time I could have spent helping old disabled people poop and money I could have spent on Paris Hilton's cd.


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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2009, 12:36:37 AM »

really? i thought it was just fine. it wasn't as fun as, say, jason lives, but it wasn't the worst remake i've ever seen.

then again, i went in expecting nothing.
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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2009, 12:38:59 AM »

and why Michael Bay of all people to direct?

uhh... he didn't. Thumbdown
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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2009, 12:46:55 AM »

and why Michael Bay of all people to direct?

uhh... he didn't. Thumbdown

oh. PRODUCED. whatever. it still blew.
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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2009, 07:13:21 AM »

I give you gentlemen credit for paying to see it in the theater.  I probably won't even watch it on video. 
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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2009, 07:36:31 AM »

I warned you damn kids! I warned you it was gonna suck!



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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2009, 09:42:57 AM »

Was anyone wondering why weed was magically growing at the camp? Was Jason selling it on the side? Using decapitated heads as bongs? What?

People didn't know they were gonna add in elements of parts 1-4, while the bulk of the plot was it's own plot written specifically for the movie.  Jason doesn't run, so why did he look like he should be on the track team?
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2009, 09:48:43 AM »

Was anyone wondering why weed was magically growing at the camp? Was Jason selling it on the side? Using decapitated heads as bongs? What?

Another disease that runs rampant in modern film. Oh, how endless "weed" references in every film these days pains me...  Bluesad
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2009, 11:46:26 AM »

When will people learn we don't want drugs and sex in movies...

It takes time away from the...

....casual violance!!!!!!

And thats what we paid to see.! TeddyR
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2009, 12:16:04 PM »

I'm not into slasher flicks and I never seen the original Friday the 13th, but I already knew this remake was going to be either average or really bad.  Oh well, time to wait for the remake of The Last House on the Left now...
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2009, 12:20:08 PM »

When will people learn we don't want drugs and sex in movies...

It takes time away from the...

....casual violance!!!!!!

And thats what we paid to see.! TeddyR
I don't mind the sex but drugs are really on overkill lately.  That and fart jokes...its gotten to the point where farts aren't funny anymore and thats saddens me.   Bluesad 

Anyhow...staying on topic why can't they just leave this franchise alone.  Give the old yeller treatment already.  I never was a big fan of Jason anyhow.  His mother made a much better villain. 
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2009, 12:34:03 PM »

When will people learn we don't want drugs and sex in movies...

It takes time away from the...

....casual violance!!!!!!

And thats what we paid to see.! TeddyR
I don't mind the sex but drugs are really on overkill lately.  That and fart jokes...its gotten to the point where farts aren't funny anymore and thats saddens me.   Bluesad 


Anyhow...staying on topic why can't they just leave this franchise alone.  Give the old yeller treatment already.  I never was a big fan of Jason anyhow.  His mother made a much better villain. 


Why aren't there ever any likable people in slasher films ?
If we don't like 'em, then we won't be in fear of their saftey. If you're audience is rooting for the killer, then you've failed to make him scary !

It's like filmmakers have forgotton to scare. Bluesad
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2009, 12:36:18 PM »

When will people learn we don't want drugs and sex in movies...

It takes time away from the...

....casual violance!!!!!!

And thats what we paid to see.! TeddyR
I don't mind the sex but drugs are really on overkill lately.  That and fart jokes...its gotten to the point where farts aren't funny anymore and thats saddens me.   Bluesad 


Anyhow...staying on topic why can't they just leave this franchise alone.  Give the old yeller treatment already.  I never was a big fan of Jason anyhow.  His mother made a much better villain. 


Why aren't there ever any likable people in slasher films ?
If we don't like 'em, then we won't be in fear of their saftey. If you're audience is rooting for the killer, then you've failed to make him scary !

It's like filmmakers have forgotton to scare. Bluesad

I always dig the funny nerdy guys, (which this movie had two of) and they always bite it.
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2009, 01:22:54 PM »


If this new movie is so bad, why is it here in the Good Movies section??

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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2009, 01:38:03 PM »


If this new movie is so bad, why is it here in the Good Movies section??

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Because Its not a B-movie. its just a bad A-movie. get it?
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