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El Misfit
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« Reply #465 on: June 28, 2011, 11:46:33 AM »

Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldnt wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I'll choke you again
Then break your f**kin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Oh no!) So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get f**ked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her f**kin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (b***h)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads (f**k you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is gone lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get p**sed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the f**k can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a Rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I slap women and eat 'shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (weed did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo s**t it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?
I tie a rope around my penis and jumped from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!

Eminem- Role Model
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« Reply #466 on: June 28, 2011, 12:11:01 PM »

"The time you're looking at the door
 And you're thinking to walk right through
 I want to ignore
 I only wish that it passes soon"


-Paradise Lost
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« Reply #467 on: June 30, 2011, 08:27:33 AM »


[Schaffer]

I walk the Earth just as they planned
Baptized in fire for my ancient land
The coming curse, your anti-Christ, I am the Watcher's eye
I vindicate and cleanse the Earth of all mankind

For many years, I've walked among you
Through the folds of time and space
Kingdoms fall, leaders die, as I see fit
I devour souls of those that pose a threat

[chorus]
I walk the Earth another day
The wicked one that comes this way
Savior to my own, devil to some
Mankind falls, something wicked comes

I bide my time planning your fate
With bated breath, The Elder wait
The coming curse, your anti-Christ, I am the Watcher's eye
For your crimes on our kind you all will die

[chorus]
I walk the Earth another day
The wicked one that comes this way
Savior to my own, devil to some
Mankind falls, something wicked comes

Forged in the sacred flames
On the sixth day
Of the sixth month
In the sixth hour

I am your anti-Christ, I will destroy mankind
Born of the beast and flames
I will devour, I will divide

Hellfire rages in my eyes
Blood will fall like rain this night
The coming curse, the anti-Christ, I am the Watcher's eye
I vindicate and cleanse the Earth of all mankind

I walk the Earth another day
The wicked one that comes this way
Savior to my own, devil to some
Mankind falls, something wicked comes

Iced Earth- Coming Curse.
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« Reply #468 on: June 30, 2011, 08:41:31 AM »

"In the beginning, She was stunning and pure,
 When he first saw her, he fainted to the floor.
 She was distant and arrogant from the start,
 She did not see the fragile state of his heart."


-Stevie Nicks
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« Reply #469 on: June 30, 2011, 11:58:39 AM »

"Your calendar was the saddest thing
That I ever read."

--Beulah, "I'll Be Your Lampshade"
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« Reply #470 on: July 01, 2011, 11:23:40 PM »

If you're strong, you can fly
You can reach the other side
Of the rainbow
From the dark, to the light
On a supersonic flight
Gotta keep it going

Sonic boom, sonic boom, sonic boom
(Trouble keeps you running faster)
Sonic boom, sonic boom, sonic boom
(Save the planet from disaster)
--Sonic Boom, Sonic CD
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« Reply #471 on: July 02, 2011, 10:50:12 AM »


[Schaffer]

Daylight breaks hard on sacred ground
For centuries we've questioned them of His birth
But in this hour, on this day, The Elder knew
Years of madness must now subdue
Order must be enforced to hide the truth
Cause on this day, in this hour it's coming true

Child of the wicked and ancient man
Baptized in black magic, their master plan
Born of the Watch, his prophecy, by their command

Conceived of the beast and stars above
We'll shape and guide him with undyng love
Born of the watch, through sands of time, by their command

[Chorus]
So, behold the birth, the wicked child
Born of the Beast, in eastern sands
He will arise, He will divide
He has the power to bring the end

It's up to us now to seal his fate
Marked with the proper math the child's none to late
Blessed by the Beast, our Chosen One was born this day
He'll rise from the ashes of our dying race
Manipulate history, time and space
The Elder, Men of the Watch, professed this day

Child of the wicked and ancient man
Baptized in black magic, their master plan
Born of the Watch, his prophecy, by their command
Conceived of the Beast and in stars above
We`ll shape and guide him with undying love
Born of the Watch, through sands of time, by their command

So, behold the birth, the wicked child
Born of the Beast, in eastern sands
He will arise, He will divide
He has the power to bring the end
Behold the birth, the wicked child
Born of the Beast, in eastern sands
He will arise, He will divide
He has the power to bring the end

Iced Earth- Birth of the Wicked.
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« Reply #472 on: July 04, 2011, 02:49:08 PM »

"Let the children come to me
 Their mother loves me, so shall they
 Woman, bleeding, ate my gifts
 Man was close behind
 Just like a snake I'm slithering
 Through my world divine"


-Morbid Angel
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« Reply #473 on: July 08, 2011, 05:13:49 PM »


[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...
("s**t is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I'm your motherf**kin conscience

[Eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

[Eminem]
f**k that! Do that s**t! Shoot that b***h!
Can you afford to blow this s**t? Are you that rich?
Why you give a f**k if she dies? Are you that b***h?
Do you really think she gives a f**k if you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!)
Not over this s**t (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..)

[sound of static]

("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!")
("Look baby..")
("Damn!")
("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")

[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!")
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("s**t!")

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little b***h's earlobe..
(Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old
You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
f**k this b***h right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(s**t, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man f**k that, hit that s**t raw dawg and bail..

[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]

[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
("WHAT THE f**k?!?!")
("Grady!!")

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
f**k that s**t, you just caught this b***h cheatin
While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!
f**k slittin her throat, CUT THIS b***h'S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this s**t?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you motherf**ker!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way?
How in the f**k you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw f**k it...
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?

[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]

Eminem feat. Dr. Dre- Guilty Conscience
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« Reply #474 on: July 09, 2011, 06:12:18 AM »

"Behold the flesh and the power it holds
 Passion is a poison laced with pleasure bitter sweet
 One of many faces that hide deep beneath"


-Death
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« Reply #475 on: July 15, 2011, 11:13:09 AM »

"Do what you want...I don't care...I'll be your lollipop.....you can lick me everywhere....."
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« Reply #476 on: July 16, 2011, 05:34:34 AM »

"You're smothering me, uncover me
 And let me catch my breath
 Don't bury me in your cemetary
 Don't sentence me to death"


-Funny Money
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« Reply #477 on: July 17, 2011, 11:46:10 PM »

Chaos is creation
A swirling mass of atoms and ideas
Natural selection the sculptor of all life

Survival of the fittest, all your tall tales are dead
We are legion, one will and one heartbeat

This is anarchy
We are a godless entity

[Lead - Christopher]

There are many ways to die
But only one way to live
Let the cult of chaos reign
Be as free as you can be

[Melody - Michael]
[Lead - Christopher]

Confusion, diffusion, your system in turmoil
Disillusion, revolution, the storm to cleanse this world
False prophets, propaganda
Speak in tongues and dead words
'Til the fangs of reality
Will sink into their throats

This is anarchy
We are a godless entity

There are many ways to die
But only one way to live
Let the cult of chaos reign
Be as free as you can be

[Melody - Michael]

There will be dead silence and then a new beginning
Let the cult of chaos reign

[Melody - Christopher]
[Lead - Christopher]

There are many ways to die
But only one way to live
Let the cult of chaos reign
Be as free as you can be
[2x]

Arch Enemy- Cult of Chaos
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« Reply #478 on: July 18, 2011, 02:14:00 PM »

"She had trusted many,
 And then there would be someone who would enter into her presence
 That she could sense for miles,
 She dreamed of her wanton luxury
 And she laughed and she cried and she tried to taunt him"


-Stevie Nicks
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« Reply #479 on: August 21, 2011, 09:22:48 PM »


I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like,
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,oooo
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like,
"f**k YOU!
And f**k her too."
I said,
"If I was richer, I'd still be with ya"
Ha, now ain't that some s**t?
(Ain't that some s**t?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,ooo

Yeah I'm sorry,
I can't afford a Ferrari,
But that don't mean I can't get you there.
I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari,
But the way you play your game ain't fair.
I pity the fool
That falls in love with you
(Oh s**t she's a golddigger)
Well
(Just thought you should know n***a)
Oooooooooh
I've got some news for you.
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend.

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like,
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,oooo
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like,
"f**k YOU!
And f**k her too."
I said,
"If I was richer, I'd still be with ya"
Ha, now ain't that some s**t?
(Ain't that some s**t?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,ooo

Now I know,
That I had to borrow,
Beg and steal and lie and cheat.
Trying to keep ya,
Trying to please ya.
'Cause being in love with your ass ain't cheap.
I pity the fool
That falls in love with you
(Oh s**t she's a golddigger)
Well
(Just thought you should know n***a)
Oooooooooh
I've got some news for you.
Ooh,
I really hate your ass right now.

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like,
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,oooo
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like,
"f**k YOU!
And f**k her too."
I said,
"If I was richer, I'd still be with ya"
Ha, now ain't that some s**t?
(Ain't that some s**t?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,ooo

Now baby, baby, baby, why d'you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(So bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
"This is one for your dad."
(Your dad, your dad, your dad)
UH!
Whhhhy?
Uh!
Whhhhy?
Uh!
Whhhhy lady?
Oh!
I love you.
Oh!
I still love you.
Oooh!

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love
and I'm like,
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,oooo
I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enough
I'm like,
"f**k YOU!
And f**k her too."
I said,
"If I was richer, I'd still be with ya"
Ha, now ain't that some s**t?
(Ain't that some s**t?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best
With a...
"f**k YOU!"
Ooo,ooo,ooo

Cee Lo Green -f**k You
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