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« on: March 02, 2009, 09:46:37 PM »


"Hi this is your agent, with good news; ONE person bought a copy of the Love Guru today-- an Old Lady bought it, thinking it was Waynes World."
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »

"Yeah, Mr. Meyers. We traced the number your death threats have been coming from. The Dalai Lama said he would stop making them if you stopped making movies."
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Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 09:06:24 AM »

"Hi this is The DarkSider, fart jokes don't=funny anymore ok...now stop..."
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« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 10:12:00 AM »

Hello, this is the NBA, National Beard Association, and we ask you to shave your beard because one of our rules is no gay people.
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AndyC
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« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 04:57:32 PM »

"Hello, 1971? I have a movie premise that should go over pretty well in your year."
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« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 05:22:07 PM »

"Good news Sir, your flying carpet is now dusted ready to go on Runway Six!"
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There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack
Mr. DS
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 10:21:14 PM »

"No problem, I'm sure we can work Verne Troyer into the another script."
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2009, 03:36:07 PM »

Dana Carvey used to be jealous of Mike's success. Not anymore.
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If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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Afro-Mullets RULE!


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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2009, 05:10:56 PM »

"Hello. . . this is Mr. Meyers, , , no, not the one from Halloween, , yea, , , the one from Wayne's World. Talentless? Hack?,  , Listen you little butthead. . ." (gets hung up on)

"I really have to change to an unlisted number, but then again, if it weren't for wrong numbers, I'd get no calls at all"
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Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2009, 05:22:58 PM »

"That's right. I just proved I'm famous enough to get anything produced. Now pay up."
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I have more DVDs than brain cells...


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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2009, 10:06:10 PM »




Y'ello? 

Hey, Bernie; whaddya got for me?
 
Huh...?

Wayne's World 3?

...

Oh, sure.  Okay - what the hell; couldn't hurt my career any worse....
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2009, 11:06:15 PM »



An elephant sex scene? Hmmmmm...I am intrigued. Tell me more.
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I have been told that I crap on everything everyone else loves. Just be thankful I can't give you an Oklahoma Nipple Twist through the Internet.
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