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« on: February 16, 2009, 06:25:59 PM »

Cap from Maniac Cop 3

"First there were the General Surgeon warnings, then the nasty TV ads, and now they force you to light your cigarettes like this..."

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.
The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 06:49:25 PM »

So that's what happened with Torgo's hand.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 12:53:10 AM »

Sucking in the stench of burning human flesh as you light up. You're in flavour country now, boy."

"Join me in the abyss of savings."
Some Strange Guy They Let In By Mistake
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!

« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 02:13:06 AM »

"See, told you that you were using too much lighter fluid on those briquettes."

Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black
Mr. DS
Master Of Cinematic Bowel Movements
B-Movie Kraken

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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 09:42:56 PM »

When the Olympic torch carrying event goes sour. 

DarkSider's Realm

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 12:27:01 AM »

hope he dont steal my cigarette, I heard folks round here were pretty light-fingered

"A whale's throat and blow hole are not connected, therefore escape is impossible.  "
B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 08:15:09 AM »

Yup, just told me I look like Jerry Seinfeld one too many times.

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 01:02:44 PM »

Thanks for giving me a hand lighting my cigarette.

I'm soooooo sorry.

I bent my wookie!
Dedicated Viewer

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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 05:19:37 PM »

Man i wonder if the smoke from this arm is toxic
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