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Neville
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« on: February 16, 2009, 06:25:59 PM »



Cap from Maniac Cop 3

"First there were the General Surgeon warnings, then the nasty TV ads, and now they force you to light your cigarettes like this..."
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sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 06:49:25 PM »

So that's what happened with Torgo's hand.
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AndyC
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« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 12:53:10 AM »

Sucking in the stench of burning human flesh as you light up. You're in flavour country now, boy."
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Dude! Flush Next Time!!!


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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 02:13:06 AM »

"See, told you that you were using too much lighter fluid on those briquettes."
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!


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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 09:42:56 PM »

When the Olympic torch carrying event goes sour. 
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 12:27:01 AM »

hope he dont steal my cigarette, I heard folks round here were pretty light-fingered
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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 08:15:09 AM »

Yup, just told me I look like Jerry Seinfeld one too many times.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 01:02:44 PM »

Thanks for giving me a hand lighting my cigarette.



I'm soooooo sorry.
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2009, 05:19:37 PM »

Man i wonder if the smoke from this arm is toxic
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