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« on: February 20, 2009, 01:58:22 AM »

"'Liar, liar, pants on fire'? I'll do you one better."

Edit: Fixed it! Thanks. :)
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Gone but not forgotten... well, KINDA forgotten.

« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2009, 07:09:37 AM »

Kean: I went to the source page for the pic, right clicked it and selected "View Image" to get the picture right at the core - then posted that URL.  Seems to work.

Oopsie!  Guess no more "time outs" for me.

TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2009, 10:40:05 AM »

"Jimmy said he wanted to us pretend to be farm animals then started oinking like a pig so I decided to play barbeque."

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Maybe we're at war with Norway?

« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2009, 03:47:35 PM »

Daisy Davenport, Dawn Davenport cousin, didn't get Cha-Cha Heels for Christmas either.

I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.
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Shake The Faith

« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2009, 03:50:51 PM »

"The magical pixie told me to do it"

Bustin' makes me feel good !
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2009, 03:51:40 PM »

Damien's wife to be...


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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2009, 09:38:05 PM »

The nice man with the tattoo on his arm asked me to blow up Dixie's home.

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2009, 01:01:35 PM »

Oops, now I won't be able to clean my room.

I bent my wookie!
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Let's all be Friends.

« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 07:43:46 PM »

A scene from the earlier days of Charlie McGee from Firestarter.


We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!

« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2009, 10:44:21 PM »

"Mommy, noooow can we roast marshmallows?"

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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2009, 11:12:48 PM »

Can I have my dessert instead of meatloaf, now?...


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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 01:11:44 AM »

"They'll never suspect a thing...wait, what are you doing with that camera? Come back here!!!"
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2009, 05:20:59 AM »

"The Talking Heads made me do it!!!"

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Hi there!

« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2009, 01:21:40 AM »

The dealers came in and lit there shirts on fire!

yeah no.
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