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« on: February 22, 2009, 10:27:59 PM »

From a review I'm working on for the ultra insane movie, Ultracop 2000

"Making news today, gallop by shootings continued to spawn terror in the midwest..."
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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2009, 11:10:27 PM »

Hey kids. Find ten things wrong with this cowboy picture and win a prize.
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2009, 02:57:13 AM »

I see the new teaser poster for Space Ninja Cowboy is out.
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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2009, 12:53:36 PM »

Sure the new horse comes with a radio but the position you have to be in to pick up a station is ridiculous.
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2009, 05:22:17 PM »

Ed Fong suddenly realized why there so few Asian cowboys.
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2009, 05:40:56 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2009, 07:33:36 PM »

From a review I'm working on for the ultra insane movie, Ultracop 2000

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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 05:52:13 PM »

Why tailgateing was uncommon in the old west.
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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2009, 10:45:59 PM »

Hold on mom, i am in the middle of a gunfight.
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2009, 01:13:26 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2009, 05:07:52 PM »

[Horatio Caine]

Looks like we've got a drive by... Texas style.

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2009, 12:52:33 AM »

Dwayne Johnson in Michael Bay's remake of High Noon.
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