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« on: February 27, 2009, 05:58:43 AM »



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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 07:37:30 AM »

o/`...That Earl had to die...Goodbye Earl...Those black-eyed peas...They tasted all right to me Earl...o/`
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 10:58:39 AM »

There's a Viagra ad in there somewhere, I just know it. . .
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« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2009, 06:03:10 AM »

Their fertilizer really made the flowers pretty.
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« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2009, 09:41:49 AM »



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It looks like one of the Stepford housewives have revolted against her husband.
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2009, 02:50:15 PM »

Where's the remote?
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« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2009, 03:03:35 PM »

Ramsey is starting to think that "Gordons Garden Nightmares" isn't the push over show he thought it would be.
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« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2009, 11:53:33 PM »

Hmmmm.... Hot chicks, potential danger, hot chicks, potential danger. What to do?
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 10:48:02 AM »

EVERY member of the cast of "Evil Dead 11" got groupies back in '87!
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 09:23:55 PM »

For some reason the tomatoes that year tasted like human flesh.
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2009, 08:59:01 AM »

"Why run all the way down to the garden center for fertilizer, when you've probably got an extra man or two laying around the house right now?"
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2009, 11:19:34 AM »

Last night's three-way had a rather unfortunate ending.
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« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 10:15:10 AM »

Silly girl, you cant grow a human with just a hand, but if you plant the heart you are in business.
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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2009, 10:17:13 PM »




A scene from "Desperate House Gardeners".
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2009, 11:25:24 PM »

Looks like things really didn't get better after meeting the Swedish Bikini Team.
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