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« on: February 27, 2009, 12:21:25 PM »

1)  You go to the Internet Movie Database, see that a movie has a rating of 4/10, and think to yourself "Gee, this must be pretty good!"

C'mon, let's see if we can get 100 of these  TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 12:31:39 PM »

2.) Where you look for release dates prior to the 1990s when picking out horror and sci-fi flicks flicks on your online renting que.
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 12:33:37 PM »

3) You choose more films due to complaints you hear about them than you choose due to their compliments.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2009, 12:34:48 PM »

4.) When you look at "Top 100 Worst Films Ever List" and think you compose a list twice as awful.
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2009, 12:45:24 PM »

5) When all the movies you bought in the last month are critically panned by almost everyone.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2009, 01:00:36 PM »

5) When all the movies you bought in the last month are critically panned by almost everyone.

I did buy The Avengers...

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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2009, 01:07:51 PM »

6) If you'd rather buy an obscure DVD no-one has heard of than go see the latest summer blockbuster.
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2009, 01:14:37 PM »

7.) When you devote an afternoon to comparing the new, restored DVD version of a bad movie to an ancient, worn out VHS just to note the improvements.
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2009, 01:24:38 PM »

8) You look at the nominee list for the Razzies and think "posers."
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« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2009, 01:34:37 PM »

9) Your begin wanting to see a film when you see it was directed by Russ Meyer, Doris Wishman, Ed Wood Jr. or Lloyd Kaufman.
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« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2009, 01:52:52 PM »

10 )you rate a movie based on how well it would play in a drive in or on 42nd street even though neither of those things have existed for decades. 

11) you haven't seen any of the things parodied in the various "scary movie" type movies and/ or  can't name a heath ledger or hugh jackman movie
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« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2009, 02:17:08 PM »

12) You are familiar with and have an opinion on "Gymkata", "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes", and "Plan 9 from Outer Space"

13) It's a favorable one.
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« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2009, 02:41:25 PM »

14) You have a great dream that you're watching a hidden sequal, or follow up to a favourite bad movie.

15) You go on a quest to find such a hidden sequal or follow up to a favourite bad movie.

16) You definitately are a bad movie lover when: You find such a sequal.

17) THEY know you are a bad movie lover when: You make the sequal.
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2009, 03:48:06 PM »

18) You wonder if that $1.00 DVD of THE APE MAN you spot in the Wal-Mart checkout line could possibly, just possibly, be made from a cleaner print than the four other copies you own.

19) You have an opinion on 'Cinecolor'.

20) You make a single purchase and increase your DVD collection by 50 films.
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2009, 03:50:29 PM »

No.21 - The words "Rubber Dinosaur" are a factor in your decision to view a particular film.
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