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« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2009, 01:10:07 PM »

50. You wish Peter Jackson should go back to making movies like his best three, which also happen to be his FIRST three.

Same for Rami, rumor is hes gonna remake House of Flying Daggers, why god why?!
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« Reply #61 on: March 03, 2009, 06:00:18 PM »

87. You can think of at least three films that feature people eating feces.

88. You've heard of the "Wilhelm Scream" and can recognize it instantly.

89. You see Susan Tyrell in a movie and don't automatically mistake her for a drag queen.
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« Reply #62 on: March 03, 2009, 06:22:55 PM »

90) If Your Favorite George Clooney Movie Is RETURN OF THE KILLER TOMATOES

91) If You Believe Godzilla Deserved The Oscar This Year Instead Of Sean Penn
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« Reply #63 on: March 03, 2009, 06:55:32 PM »

92) You own every current edition of Mystery Science Theater 3000, including the movies on standalone DVD and VHS.

93) You make a passing reference to a movie you like and you have to explain to the person you told what it means and what the movie is about.

94) You buy movies you see shown on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and think they would be cool to watch with the people commenting on it.


We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.
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« Reply #64 on: March 04, 2009, 02:19:55 AM »

95) In the unlikely event of a zombie outbreak, you are instantly considered the leading expert on the subject based entirely on you video collection.

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« Reply #65 on: March 04, 2009, 11:43:25 PM »

96) You can not only identify the movie from which this quote comes from, "PREPARE TO DIE, EARTH SCUM!"  But own it on DVD too; then you're probably a bad movie lover. ;)

97) If you've seen Zardoz more than and/or have ever used a sound file from it as your computer boot up sound; then you're probably a bad movie lover.

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« Reply #66 on: October 18, 2010, 09:27:14 AM »

98) You have a shrine of Ed Wood in your living room.

99) Somebody takes a look into your video collection and says: "Wow, I've never heard of any of these movies, and they look like they suck."

100) The only reason you dated your girlfriend was because she looked like Sybil Danning.

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« Reply #67 on: October 19, 2010, 04:31:08 PM »

*Sneaks in*

101) You like to post on forums!


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« Reply #68 on: October 20, 2010, 07:17:28 AM »

102) You discover a foreign movie with potential and are disappointed that it doesn't have a crappy English dubbing track.

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« Reply #69 on: October 20, 2010, 11:32:57 AM »

103) You look forward to discussing the movies you've seen recently with co-workers so you can comment on the deeper meanings behind Gymkata and Galaxy of Terror.

104) Sid Haig's appearance in a movie you are watching causes intense feelings of joy and wonder.

105) You realize that "Lambada, the Forbidden Dance" may be the best movie since Casablanca.
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« Reply #70 on: October 20, 2010, 04:28:33 PM »

106) You can spot an actor in a bad movie and name at least 3 other bad movies he appeared in

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