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Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2010, 03:21:10 PM »

 Caveman:  "Look, it's that little fairy princess Chakka from Land Of The Lost.  What does he have that I don't?

McClure: "A longer tail"?

Caveman: That's it, I quit this fu*kin' movie!
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
sprite75
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I'm a Mac...


« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2010, 01:58:59 AM »



These men have all just come across Ann Coulter in her birthday suit.  And only the cave man is aroused.
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El Misfit
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Hi there!


« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2010, 08:19:44 AM »


Caveman: Umm, shouldn't we help the crash victims?
Police: HELL NO, what do you think we are now!
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yeah no.
Umaril The Unfeathered
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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2010, 10:19:30 PM »



These men have all just come across Ann Coulter in her birthday suit.  And only the cave man is aroused.


Nor more than when Capt. Schoenvorts and his crew were when they found out that they were the ones hired to make party uniforms and jackboots for Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi...
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Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!
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