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B-Movie Kraken

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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« on: March 01, 2009, 11:57:11 AM »

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Who want's to bet this mo-mo gets his own TV show?  Bluesad

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 01:12:51 PM »

Hee! "You're gonna love my nuts!" How did he get away with that?  He's a good alternative to Billy Mays, but I can see him getting old really fast.

Although it's not THAT funny, this is the funniest parody of the slap chop commercial I've seen:
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Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 10:57:52 PM »

The guy has some kind of charisma.  While channel surfing, I will stop just to watch his commercials.   
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We're all just victims of circumstance

« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2009, 08:36:54 AM »

Hey! he's moving up from being the ShamWow guy!

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And you thought Trek isn't cool.
B-Movie Kraken

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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2009, 08:42:07 AM »

I kind of like Fritz.  In small doses.  "It's made in Germany - you know the Germans always make good stuff".  It's almost wink wink nudge nudge, you know this is just salesmanship.  At least he doesn't yell every freakin' word like Billy Mays.  That guy gets the mute button immediately.

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