The town I live in has a small newspaper where they list that weeks 911 calls and contact entries in the "police log" section, and it never ceases to amaze me. Once someone called 911 to report "a very suspicious looking chicken" in someone's yard, once I read someone called to complain that their neighbor was "playing the bongos and chanting". The operator replied that it was during the day and there are no quiet hours unless the noise was excessive. The caller said it wasn't loud, it's just that they thought chanting was illegal in America. At least once a year we get an entry of someone drunk and laying in the road passed out. People call ALL the time to report a bear or moose somewhere, , , even in the woods. Personally, I love the reports of kids "doing dangerous things at the skate park".
The best one was a report of a pot plant growing in the lawn around the Post Office. That one was real. .