Florida Woman Calls 911 Three Times Over McNuggets

[meQal]

This is the second time I have heard a story like this. I always shake my head when I hear how some moron calls 911 over something stupid like this.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090304/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcnuggets911
What was it that made her feel that she needed to call 911 cause McDonald's ran out of Chicken McNuggets? Did she think it was part of some terrorist plot to destroy the United States? As you all know lack of McNuggets is the key to a victory over the US and it's allies.

[Jack]

The gene pool needs a little maintainance I believe.

[AnubisVonMojo]

The gene pool needs a little maintainance I believe.

Bleach. Lots of bleach. Sweet, cleansing, eradicating bleach. And by that, I mean that sh!theads like this should buy a bottle of Clorox and not stop guzzling till they hit bottom.

Now why can't these be the stories that lead to acts of police brutality broadcast on the 6 o'clock news?

[Raffine]

I walked out of a Wendy's the other day after I stood in line over five minutes waiting to order. I was behind an employee at the counter getting her food for her break. It seems she and three (!) other employees were trying to determine the number of packs of crackers she could get with her chili.

I shouldda called 911!

[schmendrik]

This is the second time I have heard a story like this. I always shake my head when I hear how some moron calls 911 over something stupid like this.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090304/ap_on_fe_st/odd_mcnuggets911
What was it that made her feel that she needed to call 911 cause McDonald's ran out of Chicken McNuggets? Did she think it was part of some terrorist plot to destroy the United States? As you all know lack of McNuggets is the key to a victory over the US and it's allies.

It was an emergency, wasn't it?

[ghouck]

The town I live in has a small newspaper where they list that weeks 911 calls and contact entries in the "police log" section, and it never ceases to amaze me. Once someone called 911 to report "a very suspicious looking chicken" in someone's yard, once I read someone called to complain that their neighbor was "playing the bongos and chanting". The operator replied that it was during the day and there are no quiet hours unless the noise was excessive. The caller said it wasn't loud, it's just that they thought chanting was illegal in America. At least once a year we get an entry of someone drunk and laying in the road passed out. People call ALL the time to report a bear or moose somewhere, , , even in the woods. Personally, I love the reports of kids "doing dangerous things at the skate park".

The best one was a report of a pot plant growing in the lawn around the Post Office. That one was real. . 

[CheezeFlixz]

This is a sign of a dependent culture where they thing the guvmunt should do everything for them up to and including settling problems with merchants. Handle it yourself you freakin' loser, maybe your court fine will be a freakin McWake up call.

[InformationGeek]

I remember hearing this on the radio on my way to school.  I just had to tell everyone when I got to school, I mean really!  I remember hearing a while back about a woman who called 911 because the officier that had come to her house earlier looked cute and she wanted his number.  I can't believe it!!!