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« on: March 10, 2009, 05:06:22 PM »



Look what I found ma.  Can I keep her?
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 05:08:11 PM »

"One fish stick with extra tartar sauce, comin' right up!"
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« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2009, 06:24:29 PM »

"If you think this one is big, you should of seen the one that got away from me."
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« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2009, 08:22:18 PM »

I hope she fits into the aquarium.
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2009, 08:52:51 PM »



Look what I found ma.  Can I keep her?


Dead.  Well...guess we're going to have to flush her down the toliet.
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« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2009, 09:21:15 PM »

She keeps... sliding off... of me, I can't carry...her!
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« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2009, 10:38:30 PM »


*sigh*  You know, honey, you playing dead was fun the first couple of times but it's starting to get a little creepy.
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« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 01:04:58 PM »



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« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 01:55:23 PM »

Don't mind us, we're just heading for the Blue Lagoon.
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« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 03:40:59 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 04:48:22 PM »

Gil discovered that Microsoft fembots do suffer from the red ring of death.
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2009, 12:34:00 AM »



"I don't understand what happens with women around me. I try all that stuff from The Pick-Up Artist shows. Must be my breath..."
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 11:25:51 PM »

"What do I care? I'm a fish. I mean, am I supposed to swim around and spread my seed on her eggs? Why am I stealing a woman?"
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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2009, 04:35:24 AM »



OW!  DAMMIT!!!  I hit my head on the ceiling AGAIN!!!  MOTHER F***ER THAT SMARTS!!!
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« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2009, 07:52:30 AM »

"How long do I have to pose for this Aurora model kit?  This broad is heavy!"
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