Getting Hit In the Balls

[Ash]

I was surfing around on Yahoo! Answers the other day and some girl asked us guys what it felt like to get hit in the balls.
All the guys immediately started giving their opinions.  It was pretty funny!   

I said something that went like this:

"The pain isn't just isolated to the balls.
It's a very sharp pain that instantly spreads from the genitals to the rest of the loins and on up to the stomach.
It feels like an instant debilitating sickness that makes you double over in pain. If it's bad enough, the pain will spread up to your throat and can make you gag.
I use the word "sickness" because that's what it feels like. It spreads throughout most of your body as if you were terribly sick.

Sometimes just getting slightly nicked in the junk can hurt worse than a full-on blow.

It's a very difficult pain to describe.
I have suffered other injuries in my lifetime and there is no pain like being nailed in the balls."




How about you?
Ever been hit in the junk?
What happened?

How would you describe the pain?

[RCMerchant]

You come up with the most messed up topics,Ash! 

When I was a kid I was riding my bike up a steep hill. I was standing up and pedaling when my chain slipped and I fell on the cross bar right on my nards. So I fall off my bike and I'm lying in the middle of the road and a big farm truck hauling ear corn comes barrling over the top of the hill. It swerves to avoid hitting me. Scared the p**s outta me. 

[meQal]

I think you described it well Ash. I've had that happen a few times in my life from playing contact sports, summer jobs in construction, bar fights and accidents. Worst of these was when I was working with my father building a roof for a house. I slipped and fell on the rafters we were placing plywood on. Barfed my guts up cause of it and had to go to the hospital. While it didn't do any permenate damage, they were bruised and discolored for a couple of weeks.

[Hammock Rider]

[ghouck]

What is it about guys getting hit in the nuts that makes me laugh. Even when I get hit in the nuts, I can't help but laugh. Heck, I started laughing when I read the title of this thread. Something about it is just too funny to avoid laughing about.

When I was a kid I ran into something on my bike at high speed and bashed the twins pretty good. I've been kicked in the marbles quite a few times, that always sucks, but, I really can't describe the pain, Ash came pretty darn close though. Once I bashed myself pretty much full-force when a prybar I was using slipped, somehow got both of the twins, and put a big nasty bruise on the head of my hog. That one knocked the wind out of me.

Just to get a movie reference out of this, the funniest ball-shot I've seen in film is in "Kingpin" when Woody Harrelson takes a good kick from that chick. Nasty, but darn funny.

[lester1/2jr]

hammock rider-  best movie.  "that's kinda ..shut up.uuuh  asss"

[Doggett]

It never really hurts in the balls.
It seems to hurt the bladder, like I need to take a massive leak. Followed by mild stomach ache.

[Mr. DS]

In middle school the idiots in my class had this facination with whacking people in the balls.  One kid got me once but I swore revenge.  One day in gym class he was walking toward me and I took revenge.  He couldn't stand straight for the rest of the day.   

But yeah, getting hit there not only hurts, but it hurts in a unique way.  One may end up puking and basically your legs kind of give out too.  This would be a proper time for a man to hold his canoogs no matter where he's at.

You come up with the most messed up topics,Ash! 

When I was a kid I was riding my bike up a steep hill. I was standing up and pedaling when my chain slipped and I fell on the cross bar right on my nards. So I fall off my bike and I'm lying in the middle of the road and a big farm truck hauling ear corn comes barrling over the top of the hill. It swerves to avoid hitting me. Scared the p**s outta me.

RC, I'm eating lunch and almost choked laughing so hard at this story. 

[Psycho Circus]

More of a burning cramp across the stomach for me. Worst time it's ever happened was when it got stamped on, whilst being....*cough*, you know.... 

[BeyondTheGrave]

When I was in high school around freshmen year I was hanging with my friend whos a girl and I was bothering her . Just talking nonsense playing around. At one point we were passing a window a Boston Market with a big ass front window and she says "when see something funny?" my dumbass says yeah and she hits me in the balls. Not to hard but enough to have me holding and walking funny. Needless to say everyone was laughing in the place.

[Doggett]

More of a burning cramp across the stomach for me. Worst time it's ever happened was when it got stamped on, whilst being....*cough*, you know.... 

No, I don't know.
Must have either been really brutal sex or you were unconcious because you drank way too much the night before and someone wanted to wake you up.

[ghouck]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about The little soldier standing at attention. . .

[Psycho Circus]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about The little soldier standing at attention. . .

Yup.  In all honesty, he ain't that little. Oops! Too much info! 

[Doggett]

I'm pretty sure he's talking about The little soldier standing at attention. . .

Yup.  In all honesty, he ain't that little. Oops! Too much info! 

Sorry, I thought you were referring to yourself as a whole, not just your penis.
Sadly, in my case, there isn't much there to damage



Oh, no!

I've said too much...

[Mr. DS]

NSFW (langauge)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdZZWnxyRE