Brain and the president

[AndyC]

Suddenly, it dawns on them that they've both forgotten the safe word.

[Pennywise]

"Hey, as long as I've got you here I have some ideas for a new stimulus package.."

[AndyC]

"And then he told me to squeal like a pig!"

[judge death]

Well, yes, Mr. President, there is a way you can show me your gratitude. Could you issue an executive order for  a director to cast me in a movie where I live to the end instead of being eaten by an alien or blown up by a mine?

[Joe the Destroyer]

"I told you, I can only achieve climax if it's a Syrian flag!"

[judge death]

Oh thank god it's you and not John Ashcroft. That putz would insist on covering up the statue's boobs before releasing me!