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« Reply #45 on: March 19, 2009, 12:41:56 PM »

Everytime I look at Bai Ling, her face reminds me of those ants from "Antz". There's something very unnatural in that shape.


One thing I will say is the makeup makes her look FAR WORSE.  Look at her mugshot.



Hard to believe it's even the same person...
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« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2009, 03:25:24 PM »

I'd add Uma Thurman to this.  I don't see it at all.  I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies.  I don't like her. Buggedout

Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.
You should meet me then.  I'm the local "McLovin", so to speak.  I go out and people take pictures with me.  Even at work, all I get is people yelling "McLovin" at me.  I've even gotten free drinks at the bar. TeddyR

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« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2009, 03:44:19 PM »

Some women can pull off the thin look because it fits their frame.  Paris Hilton, Nicole Kidman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Milla Jovavich don't look too sickly (most of the time).  Not to say I find them hot, I just don't necessarily want to hunt them down with my cheese-steak gun.  Jennifer Connolly, however, could use a couple shots from it.  Bring back the Dark City look, girl!

Someone I think is ugly: Sarah Jessica Parker.  My wife watched Sex and the City and everytime she was on she offended my eyes.  The cloths, the makeup, her face.
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« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2009, 05:49:56 PM »

I've Got To Agree About Sarah Jessica Parker

I Heard That She Won The Award For Unsexiest Woman Alive In MAXIM Magazine
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« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2009, 07:36:52 PM »

I'd add Uma Thurman to this.  I don't see it at all.  I think Torgo likes her, but all apologies.  I don't like her. Buggedout

Even McLovin (from Super Bad) seems like someone you could party with and indulge in more than Tom Cruise.
You should meet me then.  I'm the local "McLovin", so to speak.  I go out and people take pictures with me.  Even at work, all I get is people yelling "McLovin" at me.  I've even gotten free drinks at the bar. TeddyR

We all need a little McLovin!!
I've yet to see the movie.  But, even my own boss was like, "McLovin, I need you to work an extra shift."  Mmm. Buggedout
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« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2009, 11:15:14 AM »

Sarah Jessica Parker? Should be Sarah Jessica Barker! Thumbup

okay sorry. I agree about her looks too. On Family Guy Peter said her face looks like a foot. And her body is too stringy. She looks like a skinned rabbit or a plucked chicken.

Strangely enough I'm gonna go with Megan Fox. I thought she was smokin when I first saw her in Transformers but after a short while you notice that her eyes are empty. Her entire face is blank. There really doesn't seem to be anyone home. Sure I'd still Do her seven ways to Sunday, but you look in her eyes and it's like there is no soul animating her. She's The World's Sexiest Blow-Up Doll.
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« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2009, 11:21:25 AM »

Agree on the SJP donkey.
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« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2009, 02:38:25 PM »

We are not alone:


http://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20071101

There wasa one before this about her as well, but I couldn't find it.
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« Reply #53 on: April 06, 2009, 12:58:32 PM »

Selma Ha-YUCK! She's fugly. .


joking right? Question
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« Reply #54 on: April 06, 2009, 01:09:40 PM »

The more I see Angelina Jolie the more I found her more of a turn off. She's scarily thin these days, and every inch of her body seems also covered in ink. No, thanks.
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« Reply #55 on: April 06, 2009, 01:10:20 PM »

The more I see Angelina Jolie the more I found her more of a turn off. She's scarily thin these days, and every inch of her body seems also covered in ink. No, thanks.

You sure that's not Amy Winehouse...
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« Reply #56 on: April 06, 2009, 01:21:21 PM »

I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?
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« Reply #57 on: April 06, 2009, 01:26:37 PM »

I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?

I missed Wanted. I'm guessing it was for the best.
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« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2009, 03:57:30 PM »

I'm sure, but I think their looks are on a collision course. But seriously, have you seen her in "Wanted"? Was she supposed to be sexy in that?

I missed Wanted. I'm guessing it was for the best.

Oh yeah! Boy was that a steaming butt munch.
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« Reply #59 on: April 08, 2009, 03:47:21 PM »

Wanted had a Loom of Destiny or a Loom of Fate. That's so silly it almost sounds like something from a Douglas Adams book. Especially since loom always reminds me of Fruit of the Loom.
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