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« on: March 13, 2009, 11:26:48 PM »

More March Martian Movie Madness!  The aliens appear to be from somewhere besides the fourth planet, and the vacuum cleaner never sucks a rug, but I must concede the "Over-Sexed" part.  An appliance that has any amount of intercourse is bucking the odds.


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« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2009, 02:36:37 AM »

>they are going to examine the hard drive, but the only thing they manage to recover is one of my reviews. Or, even
>worse, all of my reviews. That would be...horribly misleading.

Could be worse, they could find one full of Japanese tentacle porn. 

Wow, funny review as always.  I must admit, I feel strangely compelled to see this film just for it's sheer WTFness. 

BTW, no green text in this film?  Odd...

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« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2009, 02:23:07 PM »

I agree with BTM, there are worst things than an alien researcher finding Andrew's review of this film. Finding the review might actually put off the alien researcher from ever watching this film. What would be worse, is if the only thing the alien researcher found on earth, was this film. Then the aliens would think what this film showed was typical of human behavior on earth.

I bring this up, because almost thirty years ago, I came across a short story, whose title and author I can no longer remember, but it was about an alien space ship that visited earth, after all of mankind was wiped out in the Great Freeze, and one of the few things they found was a reel of film, which they took back to their planet and watched. I remember the short story for two reasons: (1) The aliens based all their beliefs about earth life on this one reel of film, and (2) The reel of film was a Walt Disney cartoon.

And Andrew, where do you find these films?
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2009, 07:41:31 PM »

I bring this up, because almost thirty years ago, I came across a short story, whose title and author I can no longer remember, but it was about an alien space ship that visited earth, after all of mankind was wiped out in the Great Freeze, and one of the few things they found was a reel of film, which they took back to their planet and watched. I remember the short story for two reasons: (1) The aliens based all their beliefs about earth life on this one reel of film, and (2) The reel of film was a Walt Disney cartoon.

I remember that short story!  It was not on my mind when I wrote that part of the review, but I'll bet you that the memory influenced me thinking of the possibility. 

And Andrew, where do you find these films?

I think that Joe Bob Briggs can be credited for discovering "Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars."  It has been on my list for a while.  I even tried buying VHS copies a few times via Ebay, but the auctions eventually exceeded the budget I was willing to put forth for such a bottom-of-the-barrel film.  Fortunately, it popped out on DVD last year.

Could be worse, they could find one full of Japanese tentacle porn. 

Or almost anything by John Waters.  Yikes!


BTW, no green text in this film?  Odd...

The only breasts I remember are the clay alien's.  Rena wears some filmy stuff, but otherwise the title is the main titillation.



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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2009, 08:44:58 PM »

How about erotic fantasies between Martha Stewart, a glazed turkey, and Cthulhu?  hot
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2009, 10:15:27 PM »

Wow, somehow you always imagine to come up with movies that I've never even heard of.  After reading this review, I think that Casablanca may have some competition for best movie ever...
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2009, 11:50:27 PM »

This film was beyond awful.  Puppet pee . . . ugh . . .  Thumbdown Thumbdown Buggedout
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2009, 03:28:09 AM »

That clip you posted was hilarious Andrew!   BounceGiggle

This movie sounds absolutely awful.
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« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 04:09:30 AM »

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Vernon - His kids died, his wife ran off with a Fuller Brush salesman, he lost his job and his house, he drank alien pee, and a bird pooped on his head. Why hasn't a country western singer written a song about this man?

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle TeddyR Thumbup
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 04:10:18 AM »

Wow, Andrew you find some of the weirdest/greatest movies!  Let's just hope our future alien friends don't confuse this movie as a sex education movie.  This emoticon would sum up their thoughts:  Question

Great review as always.  And Netflix actually has it!  Makes me wonder if some employees at Netflix look over my account and wonder just what the heck is this guy thinking?

That story about Disney and aliens sounds good, I'll have to try and find it somehow.
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« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 03:33:30 PM »

"I often wonder about things that I shouldn't, like what Cthulhu would look like in a thong."
You're sick. You're sick!
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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 06:03:07 PM »

Sir, you are a very very sick puppy. A veritable Rotweiller of rancidness, a Doberman of the deplorable, and a beagle of the bonkers...good dog!
How you stay sane enough to write is simply amazing!...
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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 08:04:16 PM »

This film was beyond awful.  Puppet pee . . . ugh . . . 

Ha!  See?  Another person has seen this movie!

Wow, Andrew you find some of the weirdest/greatest movies!  Let's just hope our future alien friends don't confuse this movie as a sex education movie.  

I was looking forward to posting this review, for the title alone.  One of these days I'm going to finish putting together some lists of outlandish movie titles, and this one has its place already reserved.

Perhaps it would be best if future civilizations or aliens never found anything to do with human sexuality.  I'm pretty sure that even the truth would cause quite a bit of confusion.

Sir, you are a very very sick puppy. A veritable Rotweiller of rancidness, a Doberman of the deplorable, and a beagle of the bonkers...good dog!
How you stay sane enough to write is simply amazing!...


Flange, old friend, quite a few of the people who listen to my stories about these movies would probably debate you about the "sane" part.  Most of them absolutely refuse to even watch stuff like "Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars" or "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death."
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« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2009, 11:57:51 AM »

I wanna see this !!!!
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« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2009, 12:20:47 PM »

I wanna see this !!!!

No, you don't.  Trust me.
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